But I eat when I'm sad

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• TurboDiesel@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This child is unhinged.

  We stan.

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  • SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They will grow up to be a great memer

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or President of a western first world nation

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• Ghyste@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m sure a 3 year old said all this.

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  • NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why does everyone on the internet think kids are mute grubs until they turn ten?

    3 year olds say wild shit all the time.

    They are at the peak of “i just learned this” and “i don’t fully understand social implications”.

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    • gens@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There’s a playground next to where i live. I sometimes hear kids (like 5yo) say some of the funniest things, so different that i forget them.

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    • linuxdweeb@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’re not mute, but they also aren’t saying stuff like that. It would mean she remembered and understood the death scene of a ~1.5hr movie at the age of 2, and understands social norms enough to concoct a dastardly plot to monopolize that edible playdoh in the OP.

      Even at 3, that’s a stretch. At 4? Sure. At barely 3? No way.

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• balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tough break kid. Still eating that cake lol

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  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ah, I fellow I am in dead inside person.

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    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

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• EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  She’s going places

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• Microw@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Of course her name is Leona. Pure lion energy lol

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• nodsocket@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I thought it said Lithium Ion cake

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  • FirstWizardZorander@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sure beats Cellular Peptide cake!

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      With mint frosting?

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Still better than internal combustion engine cake 🤷

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• Daft_ish@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  She’s right, tho. Too devastated to eat righ now.

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• Sibbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was hoping it would be a math joke about 3 factorial, but this is just sad

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  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    this is just sad

    Just as planned.

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And it worked at least with me. I didn’t eat a single piece of that cake

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• bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Master plan

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• Slartibartfass@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah, because 3 year olds totally should watch Lion King. Bullshit or bad parenting?

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  • thorbot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imagine being so prude you think that children can’t watch children’s movies

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  • Cruxifux@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t know if I’ve ever heard a worse take in my life.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s rated G or the equivalent in most countries: www.imdb.com/title/tt0110357/parentalguide

    Incidentally, that page has this, which made my day:

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  • SuperIce@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s literally a kid’s movie. I loved this when I was a baby.

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  • ColonelSanders@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    lol wut

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• therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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