They are all true but the 3rd one is pretty serious...

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• drislands@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Let’s not share the version with the credit cropped, folks. Come on.

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  • WashedOver@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve not seen this version. I was able to edit it to this with the credit. Thanks.

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    • drislands@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hey, thanks for replying. And thanks for updating with the uncropped version! Sorry if I came off as harsh. Comics with the credit cropped makes me salty.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t blame OP … they were taking their shirt off when they were posting this

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• OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • giantfloppycock@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    oh dang

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  • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ugly sweater party is tomorrow Costanza

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  • Sprokes@jlai.lu ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I started hating Seinfeld when they started doing this type of episodes (doing bizarre situation). I loved episodes like the Chinese restaurant.

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• blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I used to be a never poop without having my shirt off person. I always felt like my shirts were long enough to get shit on I think so it was mostly paranoia.

  I never shat in public spaces including school. I don’t know when I stopped both but I can proudly say I’m a shirt pooper now.

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  • RunawayFixer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Until you really really need to go hard, then it’s clothes off again.

    A few years back I had something clogging up my intestines (no clue what) on the night that I was going to take a 3 hour flight to a wedding, so no lying down and way too much sitting in a cramped position for a too long time. I never felt more constipated as after I arrived and could finally stretch again.

    So about 2 hours later when I could feel that is was nearly time, I evacuated to the furthest possible bathroom (I didn’t want to be a party pooper), lost all clothing except my socks and spend 30 minutes in agony, explosively shitting away while covered in sweat and bracing myself against the walls.

    All of which to say, that you might think that you have left your shirtless days behind, but when shit really hits the fan, then you won’t be able to stop yourself from going back to old habits.

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    • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean I’ve already shit my pants once this year… It’s gotten better after curbing the drinking but once you hit near 40s farts are almost universally untrustworthy.

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I remember a post on the Other Side in the Unpopular Opinion sub (before it turned into science denial and stuff) of a guy who said that they only poop naked because (1) you sweat while pooping and (2) cloths hinder you from moving freely.

  This is real but for me it’s wtf why would I take of my shirt?

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  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve had to take my shirt off in only dire shitting situations for the reasons guy mentioned above. Especially if sick, cloths could be constricting.

    To have that everytime… that dudes diet must be trash

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    • Rodeo@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Constricting? How much movement do you make whilst sitting on the shitter? You’re just sitting in one spot aren’t you?

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• NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Typically I prefer to combine these 3 activities

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• KISSmyOS@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jumping into a lake is more intense with your shirt on.

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• fhek@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The poop sweats.

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• Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Also known as: Second Phase.

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