I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.

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• EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fire.

  Dear Sir/Madam,

  I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road… no, that’s too formal. Fire! fire! help me!.

  123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you.

  Yours truly,

  Maurice Moss.

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  • TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

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  • ChillPill@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    We came to tell you that the computer is now voice activated.

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  • noseatbelt@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m late for golf!

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• reddit_sux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I felt it was the second man flashing which caused the first man to laugh so hard that he caught on fire.

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• Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  More like someone is doing a striptease, and the others loins caught fire seeing how hot it was.

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If I’d had a penny for everytime that happened…

    I would have had no pennies whatsoever, but a pretty decent conversation piece, which is worth something on it’s own.

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• can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What does it mean? Fire blanket?

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  • TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes.

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    • richteas@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hmmm, the ISO standard sign for this looks different: iso.org

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    • asteriskeverything@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I thought this exchange was sarcastic but then I scrolled up and oh. Lol

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• rem26_art@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  instructions unclear: threw a desk on my burning colleague and now they're not moving anymore

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• Drz@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If the help desk thinks your question is stupid they will set you on fire

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• STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It looks like he is lifting the desk up and shagging it while his victim looks on in horror. An ultimate expression of power.

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• badbytes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Man sitting by campfire says “hey buddy, can you hand my a jumbo graham cracker?”

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• nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s Sam Jones as Flash Gordon, and Ornella Mutti being super hot

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• RGB3x3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  His knees are lit, to.

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  he’s having a erection so hard that it burns

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• GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  "Proceed to the help desk if your luge catches fire."

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• ninekeysdown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  enthusiastic double gonorrhea… mongo is appalled

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• Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is actually directions for a sledding competition. Your shit better be lit for the judging!

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