noseatbelt

@noseatbelt@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rabioli⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I snuck meds into cheese for my dog one time, and she is now forever suspicious of any and all cheese whether it’s cubed, shredded, sliced, whatever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On Bears⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No no no, I have it on good authority that it is hammer time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Traveling this summer? Maybe don’t let the airport scan your face.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m Canadian and I used to have a pass like that. It was $50 at the time and valid for 5 years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m late for golf!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Games with characters you miss most after completion.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not crying, you’re crying!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨prick⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He carries all his books in the bags under his eyes.