Blind date?

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Everyone on the Enterprise except Geordi is dead

  “Well I guess I can start that work on breaking the warp barrier.”

  Trips, visor falls off, tumbles down into a plasma flow and vaporizes

  “No… No! It’s not fair! There was time now!”

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  • ironeagl@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Great reference!

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Velma puts on Geordi’s visor and gets electroshocked by the device’s electronic contacts

  Geordi puts on Velma’s coke bottle glasses and produces a laser beam from his eyes that cuts through the hull armour.

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Geordi puts on Velma’s coke bottle glasses and produces a laser beam from his eyes that cuts through hull armour.

    Geordi is Cyclops, confirmed.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      and Velma suffers from brain damage :(

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Velma rejected him like every other woman.

  In fact, I’m not sure where his daughters came from. Note their mother wasn’t around though.

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  • teft@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He followed in Data’s footsteps. His kids are clones of himself.

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• CarlsIII@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think Velma’s too human/alive for Geordi

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  • shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And too curvy

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• kandoh@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is Velma on a Starship or Is Geordie in an abandoned amusement park?

  Holodeck accident or ghost sighted at a Trek convention?

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Geordi recreated her in a holodeck program. He never learns.

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    • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The creepy ghost that haunts the old lemonade factory turned out to be Barkley.

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    • Rednax@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I thought ghost busting was Beverly’s thing?

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• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jinkies, I gotta get into LASIK

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• cybervseas@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It would make a great crossover meet cute

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• metaStatic@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Should have used asshole Velma. or did they not do the glasses bit in the new show?

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• JWBananas@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My subtitles! I can’t see without my subtitles!

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