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• kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Marvel 's writers picking up next super power

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• Rhllor@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  5 If you want to see the world burn

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• Zink@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Spam teleporting hacks plus easy hiding using the teleport ability? Heckle yeah

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  • psud@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Seems you could teleport to the other side of a household wall

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• SwissJackalope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Time to disrupt the gravel market

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• LEONHART@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What’s the cooldown and specifics of #6?

  Is it a one-time pill effect or a power you gain? Do you stay looking however you did 10 hours ago forever?

  If it’s a power, let’s say you use it immediately twice in a row. First time: boom. 10 hours younger. Second time: does nothing happen or do you then look 10 hours younger than then how you currently appear? So you look 20 hours younger. Could you keep spamming it indefinitely until you very slowly reach any age you want?

  I suppose that depends on whether it makes you look 10 hours younger than you ARE or 10 hours younger than you CURRENTLY APPEAR.

  I…I’m spending too much time thinking about this.

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  • wolfpack86@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think it’s as simple as your visual appearance is simply n - 10h

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  • mack7400@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You know, there’s a story in here somewhere. A monkey’s paw that only grants shitty-sounding wishes, but the side-effects are massively beneficial.

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• Rolder@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The ability to see inside any empty container could be useful depending on how granular you’re being with “empty”. Could get a good job screening for contraband or any other job where you expect containers to be empty, as quality control.

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• TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Play the teleport 7 inches right, and you have a get out of jail free card.

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• db2@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  10 hours younger than what?

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  • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Take a photo of yourself.

    Waiting 10 hours then do it again.

    Then if you choose you can look like you did in the first photo.

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  • quantenzitrone@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ur mum

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• Bunnylux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  1 and 8. I seek knowledge. A scholar, if you will.

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• egeres@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think you guys are underrating a few of these 8 could be useful if you’re a spy and want to have your own private documents that noone can read 1 you could leave oysters in places suited for eavesdropping, and maybe even coordinate billions of them to tackle down ships etc (?) 5 It would be possible to all of the sudden communicate with all humanity in morse code by turning them on and off, you would hit headlines and maybe demand a crazy amount of money in cardano/bitcoin or else you’ll just blow up the toast industry. Plus, this morse code thing could lead to a cult where you might have fanatics at your advantage

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• PrimePathPioneer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  3 and 7, teleporting a short distance like that can be extremely useful to get past roors and fences. Identifying whether a container was empty or not reliably is good enough proof to clean out this list without being powerful enough that the majority of people would actually believe I have magic, plus I don’t have to reveal my teleporting ability.

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• LiamMayfair@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  5 and 8. Imagine being able to spook people out all around the world by making their toaster go off in the middle of the night. Also, speaking in dead languages will make me very interesting at parties.

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• AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  7 can be useful. With 6 I can keep repeating it to be a lot younger, 10 hours at a time.

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• ToeNailClippings@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  3 and 5 could be quite useful.

  What type of teleportation? Mist, evapouration, inflation? Flashing? What type of toaster control? Making them rise up like Magneto, or just switching them on with your mind?

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  • stom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You can make a toaster do anything a toaster can do. It can’t clean your house or fly, because it’s a toaster.

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  • agressivelyPassive@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    7 too. This weird cup game is super easy, because you’ll always see which cup is not empty.

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• howsetheraven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  5 and 7. You guys are sleeping on the toaster thing.

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  • papertowels@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    CIA on their last Castro assassination attempt: “send in…the toastmaster”

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• Kaliax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  3 and 7

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• leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  4 and 5.

  toasters are cool. having them do your bidding? priceless.

  4 because I am a kind and generous person. free noses for everybody~*!

  ~*you~ ~can~ ~opt-out~

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• hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What’s the kithan word for gravel?

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  • mack7400@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Teleport”

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  3. 7 inch teleport is cheater for boxing. Idc about the other ones.

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• Jesse@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why is no one choosing 7? Xray vision is absolutely going to be super useful. After that its a tossup between 2 and 3.

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  • wolfpack86@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It only works on empty containers. How many closed containers do you encounter and really wish you could see the air inside

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    • Robtheverb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think the only thing that would be useful with that would be you’d know exactly what things have stuff in them and what stuff doesn’t. I’m sure there’s a use for that but maybe not as much as #3

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    • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Easy shell game wins.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I once spent 2 hours with a crowbar breaking open my grandparents’ safe after they died and it was empty.

      I wouldn’t have minded that power that day.

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  • leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    7 isn’t clear on the definition of empty.

    for all we know, anything with air isn’t “empty”.

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• c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Teleport 7 inches, and free gravel for life.

  The first might come in handy during some insane near miss scenario, and I could make a killing running a B2B selling gravel.

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• Twelve20two@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  2 + 3

  2 because I’m sure free gravel will come in handy at some point, and 3 because I can now teleport to the other side of locked doors

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• PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  3 and 7. I’m starting a gravel company. 7 just because is the 2nd most useful one.

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• TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Free gravel for money making and Toaster mind control for the sheer laziness or the lolz

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• ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  5 and 7 I can do already thanks to my hands

  1 and 8 might be the same

  4 if need specifics, like can I just instantly grow a nose on the palm of my hand at any time and remove it? It might help for smelling things on the top shelf

  I’d go with 6 and a toss up between 1 and 4

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  • Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    7 could be useful to win some gambling games though

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• bakachu@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is it just 1 pill for one-time use? I need this information to know if I can reuse some of these pill options.

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• dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  1 and 2.

  I bet oysters are pretty cool and have a lot to talk about.

  Free gravel. No more pot holes.

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• 257m@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I want this to be an actual proper formst for those shitty superpower communities.

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• FQQD@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Probably 3 or 5. Those would be funny af

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• whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  2 and 6,

  Set up a business with 2 and eat the number 6 in case you lose a limb or something in an accident

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