I call BS, there's not enough room for this sort of detail, you'd get 'as described previously in [1-4, 9, 84, 86, 150-160, unpublished observations]' half of which are unaccessible journals, out of print book chapters, and abstracts in German
Greebles!
Submitted 1 year ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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frustratedphagocytosis@kbin.social 1 year ago
inconel@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I only encountered once, but when it happened I had to realize how old science field may have been different. the exact detail I was looking for should be in [20] … but “[20] to be published” (presumably by the same author). I couldn’t find any papet by author’s name other than that but the author was so sure getting published.
frustratedphagocytosis@kbin.social 1 year ago
My favorite is recursive bad citations in the method section. As in, citing a paper that cited a previous paper that itself cited a previous paper that cited an abstract with no detailed methodology whatsoever, leaving the true methods a mystery unless you get the senior author to reply to emails.
sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Goddamn it, why is academia so indecipherable and yet so relatable??
cro_magnon_gilf@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Yes… different field… surely
amda@feddit.nl 1 year ago
More like subfield… Or subsubfeild… Paper you didn’t write?
emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Implying you understand the papers you wrote.
ZJBlank@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ah yes, the two genders: erect and flaccid
tdawg@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t care how erect you think you are! You were born flaccid and we raised you flaccid!
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 year ago
First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of shleem.
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
But why did they cut the fleeb?
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My best guess is that when they cut the fleeb, it makes more fleebs, which they can then use to make more plumbuses (plumbi?)
outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
These gliberals with their new genders… back in my day greebles only had two genders, PLOK and GLIP!!!
Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Is this a real paper? Please tell me it is.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 year ago
I forgot to link. Thanks for the reminder. It’s actually in several papers as a known methodology!
redballooon@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Science is awesome
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
what the fuck is kapwing and why do i see their watermark so often?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 year ago
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
AI video and content creator? Not sure why it’s on a meme/still image. Not familiar with it.
Granixo@feddit.cl 1 year ago
I see Baby Yoda in a few of these.
Magnetar@feddit.de 1 year ago
I thought all of them are Yodas, some with a boner.
oxideseven@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Freaking glips with their silly uphorns!
Downhorn for life! Long live plok!
azdalen@beehaw.org 1 year ago
🤔 lacks common language / symbols that are used in contrary and confusing ways
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Different field? More like a different child field of my root field
lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Different child field? This is like my first two read-throughs of a new paper in my own specialization!
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
form
Mothra@mander.xyz 1 year ago
These greebles made some very interesting vases with lids I see
Ranvier@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Bonus points (BPs) for when you get entire sentences full of abbreviations (SFOA). Even more BPs when you get SFOA with abbreviations containing abbreviations within them (SWACAWT).
Hupf@feddit.de 1 year ago
SWACs for short
xthexder@l.sw0.com 1 year ago
SWACFS