Birding is Voyeurism.
Submitted 11 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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MossyFeathers@pawb.social 11 months ago
aport@programming.dev 11 months ago
Broadcasting calls is kinda looked down upon in the birding community
Zorque@kbin.social 11 months ago
Whatever you say, pervert.
D_C@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I’m no pervert. Anyways I’ve got to go, I’m going to see if I can experience a Dickcissel, then I’m off to my mates to see his Himalayan snowcock…
aport@programming.dev 11 months ago
Just because I like looking at breeding tits doesn’t make me a pervert 😤
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
I learned that from Bob’s Burgers.
Fester@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Ornithology? More like hornithology.
Cyv_@kbin.social 11 months ago
Its just catfishing horny birds
unreachable@lemmy.world 11 months ago
catbirdfishingDroneRights@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Aliens be hitting us up on Tinder to ghost us at the restaurant so they can watch us
culpritus@hexbear.net 11 months ago
birdwatchers: voyeuristic super fans
sport hunters: homicidal stalkers
Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 months ago
pinkyfloyd@pleroma.payfrit.com 11 months ago
@fossilesque wow what is duck hunting thenedgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Me holding a fake plastic gun up to a light to get max score ggez
cm0002@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Same thing, but you say “Aha, I see you through my sights” instead
ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 months ago
Also then you murder the bird.
So more of a Saturday night than a Friday night, if we're sticking to the analogy...
fossilesque@mander.xyz 11 months ago
They’re those freaky people that hang out in word of mouth clubs we don’t like to talk about.
pinkyfloyd@pleroma.payfrit.com 11 months ago
@fossilesque actually interesting af
downpunxx@kbin.social 11 months ago
Birding is Sadism, the bird doesn't have a choice in the matter
Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Wait until OP hears about hunting game calls. “SEX! Sex over here!”
Blasts animal with a 50 cal slug
at_an_angle@lemmy.one 11 months ago
(Erm…ACKUALLY)While you can hunt with a 50-caliber. It’s usually only with a black powder rifle. Even then, I’ve seen most .50 black powder rifles use a 44 bullet with a sabbot or something similar.
That and hunting with larger calibers are usually illegal.
Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Yeah, the guy in my made up scenario was hunting during muzzle loader season
jaybone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Are people hunting with 50 cats?
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I’ve never seen it, but I’m sure there are some furry armies out there.
Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Yes, like a muzzle loaded rifle for deer hunting