Fester

@Fester@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SUCC⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA | Trump threatens to impose sweeping new tariffs on Mexico, Canada and China on first day in office⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool, a Trump sales tax. Will it bring manufacturing jobs to the US? No, but it’ll help offset tax cuts for rich people by shifting some of the tax burden to poor people for 4 years and give them cover for downsizing.

  Then when we elect a corporate-friendly Democrat to undo some of the damage in 2028, corporations can just lower prices by 5%, claim a win, and enjoy another collective price gouge. Fake inflation taught us that consumers will just suffer through their bullshit and blame whoever’s in office.

  Then in 2032… another fascist can do tariffs again.

  What a great country.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beware⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Never trust a sentient cucumber

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ghetti⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Domo arigato, Mister Spaghato

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Important Metrics⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI is now valued at $157 billion⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s all leading to one final product: VR sex robots

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do our brains process reality? I heard our eyes were just low-res cameras and our brains were doing all the heavy lifting in 'rendering' reality.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m using part of this comment to inform my monitor purchases for the rest of my life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The two types of jobs⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Office Space 2 plot revealed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watch out, Microsoft Outlook could soon give away when you're sneakily working from home⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re concerned that your home doesn’t look soul crushing enough. Please upgrade your home office by installing fluorescent tube lights and covering your walls with rough faded blue grey cloth, or we’ll need you to come into the office.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Modern Cinderella⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In the old tale, the stepsisters mutilated their feet to try to fit in the slipper. What’ll they come up with this time?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI bots now beat 100% of those traffic-image CAPTCHAs⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So the robots are now more successful at proving they’re human than I am.