Fester
@Fester@lemm.ee
- Comment on Beware 3 weeks ago:
Never trust a sentient cucumber
- Comment on ghetti 3 weeks ago:
Domo arigato, Mister Spaghato
- Comment on Important Metrics 4 weeks ago:
Nice
- Comment on OpenAI is now valued at $157 billion 1 month ago:
It’s all leading to one final product: VR sex robots
- Comment on How do our brains process reality? I heard our eyes were just low-res cameras and our brains were doing all the heavy lifting in 'rendering' reality. 1 month ago:
I’m using part of this comment to inform my monitor purchases for the rest of my life.
- Comment on The two types of jobs 1 month ago:
Office Space 2 plot revealed
- Comment on Watch out, Microsoft Outlook could soon give away when you're sneakily working from home 1 month ago:
We’re concerned that your home doesn’t look soul crushing enough. Please upgrade your home office by installing fluorescent tube lights and covering your walls with rough faded blue grey cloth, or we’ll need you to come into the office.
- Comment on Modern Cinderella 1 month ago:
In the old tale, the stepsisters mutilated their feet to try to fit in the slipper. What’ll they come up with this time?
- Comment on AI bots now beat 100% of those traffic-image CAPTCHAs 1 month ago:
So the robots are now more successful at proving they’re human than I am.
- Comment on If the Olympics and presidential elections only happen once every 4 years, why the hell are we not doing them on February 29th???? 1 month ago:
We should add February 29-53 and remove 3 days from the other months.
- Comment on How did people poop before smartphones were invented? 1 month ago:
Kids today don’t even know what’s in their shampoo anymore
- Comment on Yeah That's Pretty Cool 1 month ago:
- Comment on Infinity 1 month ago:
He’s there, in the jpg artifacts
- Comment on Instagram has announced it will be removing beauty filters – but the damage is done. 2 months ago:
Adobe rn:
- Comment on YouTube confirms your pause screen is now fair game for ads 2 months ago:
I will find text versions of everything I need to learn about and create my own video, and then watch it.
- Comment on I hope you don't have any plans this evening. 2 months ago:
The rapture is when we all get vacuumed back up into Eve’s vagina, so it works.
- Comment on Snapchat Reserves the Right to Use AI-Generated Images of Your Face in Ads 2 months ago:
“We see you had it toggled on for 16 seconds when you first opened the app, so that still counts. Also we can legally kill you if we want.”
- Comment on Biden moves to crack down on Shein and Temu, slow shipments into US 2 months ago:
I thought maybe this would be about the cheap disposable products and massive amount of waste these companies produce, but nope - it’s just the wrong pollution.
We need to create massive amounts of cheap disposable American products and send massive amounts of American waste to our landfills.
- Comment on Hero shooter Concord taken offline as Sony say its "initial launch didn't land the way we'd intended" 2 months ago:
Concord: A Realm Reborn
- Comment on Swedish church leaders seek to ban fathers giving the bride away 2 months ago:
It is still the winner. This is just internal church stuff. The couple can choose a different church, a different religion, a non-religious wedding, etc.
If a personalized wedding with details like this are important to the couple, maybe the Swedish Lutheran church isn’t the right flavor of Christianity or religion for them.
- Comment on Interesting to see how dead the MMO genre has become. Are there still players around? 2 months ago:
Do you know if people still play galactic star fight (GSF) in SWTOR? Or if it’s gotten any updates? It became my favorite thing to do in game, but it wasn’t very popular, and last time I tried I sat in queue for a while before giving up. (I liked Squadrons but that also tapered off quickly.)
The rest of the game is great too. I treat it like FFXIV - play every now and then to catch up on the story, though it’s been a while since I’ve played SWTOR. I don’t know if I agree the story content is better than FFXIV (after ARR at least - especially Shadowbringers and Endwalker), but I can see why some people would like it more. It’s consistently good from start to finish. Anyone who likes Star Wars and gaming is missing out on a huge variety of stories and fun if they don’t play it.
Anyway, might need to give it a go again.
- Comment on Elon Musk wants to implant millions of people with Neuralink brain chips 2 months ago:
“Free calls. Free internet. For everyone. Forever.”
- Comment on Smart sous vide cooker to start charging $2/month for 10-year-old companion app 2 months ago:
Imagine seeing that message and buying another product from them.
“It’s time to artificially create waste. Don’t worry, you won’t see this message again. Our new cookers are designed to not last 10 years.”
- Comment on Tacoma Wept 2 months ago:
One of the biggest success I’ve ever seen.
- Comment on Basically a van 2 months ago:
slaps roof This bad boy can fit so many fuckin Worfs in it.
- Comment on Justice Department considering push for historic break up of Google after landmark antitrust ruling: report 3 months ago:
Google search has some features that alternative search engines don’t. I use DuckDuckGo for 99% of everything, but I occasionally use Google to see local busy hours, or sometimes any hours, reviews, phone numbers without navigating a shitty website, etc.
I think there are ways to break up Google search on its own, and make some of those features separate and accessible on other search engines.
Then there’s the matter of advertising, data collection, SEO, exclusivity with corporations like Reddit, etc.
Google is doing things with its search that seem to intentionally reduce the ability of other search engines to compete with them, and that’s really all that the antitrust laws are meant to prevent.
- Comment on Why does Olympic Breakdancing get top 40 music, while other events get a lot of royalty free stuff? 3 months ago:
I saw two artistic swim teams in a row use Eminem’s Lose Yourself.
- Comment on Mortal Kombat 1 will get the T-1000, Conan, and the Scream guy alongside a new story expansion 3 months ago:
Finally Image
- Comment on OpenAI’s latest model will block the ‘ignore all previous instructions’ loophole 3 months ago:
SmarterChild ‘24
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Don’t worry about it. This is the internet in an election year, and you’re doing great.
