Does anyone know where I could get a phone inserted into my body? (Example below)

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• The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It only works with android

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  • remotelove@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What about the eyePhone?

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It does have the most Data.

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• teft@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Mexico.

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  • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So I flew to Mexico city now what

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    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ask around for “telefono en bungholio”

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• XaeroDegreaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Unlimited Data on the Cellular Peptide network.

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  • al177@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    On Mint Frosting Mobile

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    • linux2647@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Gotta Boost the deflector array

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  There’s a place that does that on Friday nights. Little fuzzy on it’s name, though.

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• NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  With enough lube you could get one installed immediately

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  • Blackout@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I did as you said but it’s a little hard to answer when I’m shopping at Old Navy. Old Navy special deal

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• CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This episode freaked me out as a kid, and I refuse to believe it wasn’t directly influenced by Twin Peaks.

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• bi_tux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I just know realise why bender in futurama has space in his body

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• shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That looks so phoney

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• centof@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Gulp. … Can yu ear nw?

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  • EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No? Looks like we’ll need to extend the antenna

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If you get one like Derek Zoolander’s, you could simply ingest the phone.

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• Smokeydope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I still sometimes think about he transhumanist guy who surgically implanted an LCD monitor in his right arm and WiFi chip in his left. Last I saw he reported psychological distress after a while. I wonder what became of them.

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  • Wirrvogel@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I only know about this person, probably not who you think of: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Harbisson

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• Open_Mike@artemis.camp ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Some things were easier in the GSM days.

  Attachment: media.artemis.camp ↗

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• PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  All I’ve got is a condom and a nokia brick. Bend over.

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• UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Me telling off the source of all my problems

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• agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  When the phone inside his ribcage rings it’s not for me

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