Ever wonder what else they ask the computer?

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• negativenull@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  can you milk me

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  He ain’t called “partially functional” Data.

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• ClarkDoom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Because he’s fully functional.

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  • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    AND ANATOMICALLY CORRECT

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• RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Guys… Data doesn’t have nipples.

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  • EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe this is why Lore is so ornery.

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    • LimitedExpress@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Is it the mandula oblongata?

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    • mister_flibble@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lornery

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    lol … these comments also got me to thinking of the whole ‘made in God’s image’

    What if God was a deformed or deranged version of whatever species he/she/it is

    What if we’re all just perfect copies of an imperfect original?

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    • LimitedExpress@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I read something the other day about how christians will draw Adam and Eve with belly buttons… Like, makes you think…

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The ships computer, Eddie, becomes unable to accept new processing requests because it is running at full capacity after being told to make “Tea, with Datas breast milk” by William Riker.

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  • mosiacmango@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    WesleyCrusherAllTacos.meme

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  • shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Eddie’s in the continuum…

    Well what’s he doing there then?

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• Cylusthevirus@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I know it's a meme but there's an actual answer: because humans have them, and Dr. Soong wanted Data to feel human. That was the whole point of the project from what I understand.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Imagine if Dr. Soong wanted to have a bit of fun and place a third nipple on Data’s body just to mess people who would see him naked.

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  • lorez@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And Dr Han Fastolfe…ehm Soong

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Computer … give me a list of memes from 21st century earth

  … Personal screen explodes …

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  • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Four hours after the inquiry the computer is still lagging just trying to collect it all.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Red Alert!!! … Computer is diverting power from life support! … the warp core is failing and being drained of power … lights and control panels all across the ship start flickering and become non functional

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They are programmed for maximum pleasure.

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• thecrotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  There’s a mastadon account called “rikers search history” that addresses this question

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• PolPotPie@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  so tasha yar has something to pinch during the naked time

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• armus@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Data has nipples Greg, could you milk him?

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• ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Does Data have nipples?

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  • taanegl@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There’s no photo evidence of it I can find, and I’ve been given a good reason to search for “start trek data nipples”. You all saw it. This was justified.

    But seeing as some people are super insistent, I’ll have to conclude that it’s A CONSPIRACY!!!

    Birds aren’t real, the earth is hollow and Data has no nipples!

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    • ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The burden of proof is on those claiming Data has nipples. Them's the rules.

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• FiskFisk33@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I mean, I dunno, why does he have anything?
  Why does he have a nose?

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  • nxdefiant@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    canonical answer? Vanity is practically a genetic trait of the Soongs.

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• shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Nipples are erogenous zones , Jim

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• DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I just assumed they were for machine milk. I bet one is chocolate. Think about it.

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  • StraySojourner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Vex milk like in Destiny 2 lmfaoooo

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’d like you to tell me how else you expect him to feed Lal.

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• CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’ll do you one better: Where does Data have nipples?

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• OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Tiny parabolic antennas.

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• Donjuanme@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Or a belly button?

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  • radix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dr. Soong is a narcissist. He created life in his image.

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• kleenbhole@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Same reason he has a penis.

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