The Florida man strikes again

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• joel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s a satire piece

  www.snopes.com/…/florida-man-arrested-nuke/

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  • topinambour_rex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Are they sure ? I mean since I put two wire on my uranium ore, I power my whole small town. So using a nuke should work too.

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    • Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Is your skin falling apart, by chance?

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What’s wrong with owning a private nuclear plant? I thought this was America?

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  • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    David Hahn did nothing wrong!

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    • vivadanang@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I mean… radionucleotide containment is something he did very incompetently… they had to make his shed a superfund site iirc

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  • PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Out founding fathers wanted civilians to own nukes

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    • Aganim@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Just as long as they are part of a well-regulated militia, right?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Right? Finders keepers!

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  • Nusm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    media.tenor.com/…/america-south-park.gif

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• FederatedSaint@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s not how nuclear bombs work lol

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  • riskable@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The real problem is that under water it’s hard to tell the difference between red and blue wires.

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• badbytes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just gotta make you connect the ground wire

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  • doctorcrimson@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah honestly the title makes it sound like he was successful, but the nuke is just a bullet, payload, and film of fissile material which produces practically no power until Fusion occurs, at which point it would produce all of the power in a small fraction of a second rather than over 27 years.

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• Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  always check the name of the sub

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    *community. This ain’t reddit!

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  • CADmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s on her collar.

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• TetHead@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  man looks like he got discombobulated and it stuck

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• cyborganism@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What the fuck… How???

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  • SternburgExport@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Through the magic of spreading misinformation online

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    • remotelove@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That statement is misleading. Magic can only be performed by people with the appropriate college degree and only with a state specific license.

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  • theKalash@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It didn’t happen, that’s how.

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  • remotelove@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don’t you own a radioisotope thermoelectric generator?

    I thought everyone did these days…

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    • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If you’re in NE CO you also have bountiful free-roaming radiation to utilize.

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• misterundercoat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pretty sure I saw this in Fallout 3

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• RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Well, the US LOST it, so it’s technically not they’re property anymore.

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• EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  CNN birthed an Onion?

  Or… Ate the Onion & regurgitated it?

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