5 feet apart = Not gay

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• wombatula@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I cannot fathom why this is the title.

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  • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s a reference to a vine. “Two bros chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they’re not gay.”

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    • wombatula@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ah yes Vine, definitely a relevant thing in 2023 that everyone references. Thanks for reminding me that Vine existed, I had actually forgotten.

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I had to grab some marshmallows for that roasting you got in those comments.

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    • wombatula@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wow you have a sad life if you care.

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• Zacryon@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Note to self: It’s 2023. Men still have a big fear of being labeled gay.

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  • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As a gay man, they really really do.

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    • librechad@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But we’re not gay

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  • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Worse: football organisations in The Netherlands of all places are refusing to wear anything that implies sympathy to LGBTQ+ matters. Being a footballer and called gay is still a popular insult. A comedian had to start selling team captain bands, replacing the organisation’s One Love one with a new Wat Laf version (it means “How cowardly”). At least the Wat Laf is aimed at the national football organisation.

    For some reason on the other hand, the women’s football side has no problem with that, with several overt lesbians playing in the national leagues.

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  • r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My sister is a lesbian and she has a fear of being perceived as gay. She said that she’s so straight that she became a lesbian.

    Leviticus doesn’t specify a gender of the audience, so the only acceptable sex is for all straight men to become uwu lesbians.

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• Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The drunk male problem solving.

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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  As long as none of them ground themselves they’re fine. Not that I think these people are smart enough to know one way or the other, but the sandals float was probably to keep it easy to plug things in

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  • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What does grounded actually mean?

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• ColdWater@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If the pool is 98% pure water they’re probably fine unless it has piss in it

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  • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Who is out here filling up an entire pool with distilled water

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  • thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    All you need is a gfci circuit somewhere in the line to be safe.

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    • LukeMedia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Although as electroboom once elegantly showed, it will still hurt like hell

      youtu.be/GlM6PE2kKVY?si=76EM2BKHPeJOu8JL

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• BustinJiber@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Seeing their pasty skin I think they are already ghosts, so they will be fine.

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• mtchristo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Let’s say there is an electrical shock . would it hit one of them or all of them ?

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  • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    One or none. Electricity is hard to predict though. It tries to find the easiest way to complete a circuit, but the easiest way isn’t always easy to predict.

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• ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s no homo bro just trust Me

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• Daft_ish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This makes me irrationally angry.

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• TokenBoomer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  WTF?

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