Adobe's latest wearable tech promises dynamic clothing that can change at the push of a button

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• Someguy89@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I just want healthcare and a planet that’s not on fire.

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  • lobut@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Best I can do is microplastics in your blood.

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    • gregorum@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We already have forever chemicals in your blood at home. It’s called Teflon.

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    • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What percent cyborg does this make me?

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  • drislands@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    To be fair, Adobe wasn’t going to fix either of those problems.

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  • anlumo@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For that, people would need to stop voting for neoliberals first.

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    • davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      TIL. I hadn’t looked up that word before, just assumed it meant ‘new liberal’ in the USA liberal vs conservative sense, when really it seems to mean virtually the opposite of what liberal means here.

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• GameWarrior@lemmy.one ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What happens when adobe decides to stop supporting this? Are you left with useless waste?

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  • Cyclist@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And how much is the annual subscription?

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    • malloc@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      $69.99/month. $49.99 for every design change.

      $999.99 for a 2 year warranty. Only Adobe Technicians can service it.

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    • JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why does this need to be subscription based? In what way does clothing that changes color or pattern or whatnot need to be connected to Adobe’s severs?

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  • scytale@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When you miss a payment in your subscription, it will randomly turn transparent while you’re out and about.

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    • malloc@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      👀👀👀👀

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• Chickenstalker@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  > Adobe

  The clothing will go transparent unless you pay a monthly fee.

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The clothing will have 3rd party ads unless you pay a monthly fee.

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  • Asudox@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just what I need.

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• alphacyberranger@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So if your subscription expires, will it go fully transparent?

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• Alexstarfire@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  While cool, what a waste of everything.

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• UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Beautiful plastic bullshit

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• ezchili@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Could we ban that kinda shit for climate change until the planet’s unfucked please

  (i.e. probably never)

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  • devfuuu@lemmy.world [bot] ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If it makes money to someone, fuck the planet. We all know how capitalism works at this point.

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• philodendron@lemdro.id ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My pencil case wore it better

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• alienanimals@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Adobe’s CEO Shantanyu is a greedy bastard.

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  • alphacyberranger@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have no issue against Indians, but these indian CEOs are absolute cunts and making us hate corporates even more ( Google, Microsoft, Adobe etc just to name a few)

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    • DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That has absolutely 0% to do with their nationality and 100% to do with with them being general cunts.

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• just_another_person@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  *while standing.

  Imagine sitting down with this and it not breaking to pieces. Also, the power pack and whatever the compute module is also back there, and definitely not small.

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  • tdawg@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They probably have their arm behind their back for a reason

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  • IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Power and compute unit is rather trivial problem to solve, I suppose it’s big as it’s on a prototype state. But that looks more like a scale mail apron with e-ink displays than a fabric you could actually use as a clothing. Neat tech demo, but that’s pretty much it.

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    • just_another_person@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Did you watch the video? She said she sewed each piece together herself. It’s sewn, not one rigid piece of anything.

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• ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just in time for Halloween. Let’s all get this dress, make Rorschach masks and terrorize CEOs.

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• malloc@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not very practical. How do you clean this thing? One drunk white girl night and that thing is headed to the landfill

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  • zerofk@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You want me to wear the same thing twice? Why do you hate me?

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• PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No.

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