If you were to turn into food, what food will you turn into?

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• Chainweasel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A potato, I’m definitely a potato

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A sweet potato, because I’m on a low carb diet right now.

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• Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Soylent green, clearly.

  Or meat. Humans are mostly meat.

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• TheButtonJustSpins@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Long pig.

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• thelsim@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Something extremely gross and disgusting. Please don’t turn me into food.

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  • Zerlyna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You must mean okra.

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• vind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Frozen pizza, seems nice when thinking about, but once dealt with leaves a disappointing feeling that it’s not quite what you were after

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• edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  ugly bag of mostly water

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  • wifepimp4smokes@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You forgot giant. It applies to some of us more than others.

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• WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Long pork, baby! Great for hiking trips.

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• PeepinGoodArgs@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Kimchi.

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• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Soylent green.

  It’s made of people after all

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• Demonmariner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Worm food.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener…

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  • Albin7326@suppo.fi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    😊😇😇

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• banana_meccanica@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  There are probably farms of human beings on other planets, because deep down they’re not very different in physical matter from pigs.

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  • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    On the other hand, we take a very long time to gestate and mature by comparison. We’d have to be some kind of delicacy or specialty item.

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• billygoat@catata.fish ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I am a meat popsicle.

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• Deestan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Overcooked beef. I am tedious to deal with and hard to swallow.

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• Knusper@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Tomato. My mum once said she’s surprised my skin hasn’t turned red yet with how much tomatoes I eat.

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• Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So if your food is once sentient people, is it better for your food to want to be eaten, or to hate being eaten?

  I’m going with Pineapple, because it eats you back

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• Mothra@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Mushroom and cheese omelette

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• Candelestine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Potato gnocchi in a butter sauce, maybe some lightly steamed veg and fresh baked bread on the side. And a really good cup of minestrone.

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• kamecha@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Big burritos

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• IronKrill@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Neutral flavour, easy to manipulate and crumble, best cooked with spices. I am Tofu.

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• ken_cleanairsystems@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Depending on who/what you ask, we’re all already food, so – done!

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• Alivrah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Nice try, Majin Buu!

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  • Albin7326@suppo.fi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    😁😁😁

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• HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Durian.

  I love durian.

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