Someone tell the world to slowdown so I can catch up to the events of the previous 12 hours properly

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The quaruple amputee professions cornhole player shot someone while in his Tesla. So the real takeaway from that story is the professional cornholing pays (at least) electric car money.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I really only want to know how he pulled the trigger. And how he drove the car. And how did did both at the same time. And how he made a living off of cornhole. And how he threw the corns into the holes. And …

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    • TwilitSky@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He figured it out on Youtube. Using Youtube, you too can become a quadruple amputee and murderer!

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    • humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m not sure how many pro quad-amputee corn hole players there are, but I have seen one who is damn good.

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  • TwilitSky@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes but 100% of professional cornholers are murderers so what does that tell you about the sport?

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That “cornhole” should be left to anal sex enthusiasts and bean bag toss players should know their place.

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Maybe if someone gave him some TP for his bunghole, it wouldn’t have come to this.

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  • Ledivin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I definitely think it’s optimistic to assume pro cornhole was his primary income, but maybe? 🤷‍♂️

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  • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I call doubt that he murder anyone. All they have is the word of two passengers. Who says they aren’t dumbasses trying set up a armless man for murdering someone while driving his car.

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    • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Extrapolating from the plot of the Fugitive, I think it’s safe to say he’s murdered 4 people!

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    • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He was in a Tesla, so the “driver attentiveness camera” would have recorded the whole thing.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nope, take it in your cornhole, good sirt.

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Me reading this as im paying $766.23 to fill up my car

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  TRUMP SHOULD BE ARRESTED

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