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Nope, take it in your cornhole, good sirt.
Submitted 12 hours ago by Beep@lemmus.org to [deleted]
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Nope, take it in your cornhole, good sirt.
TRUMP SHOULD BE ARRESTED
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 12 hours ago
The quaruple amputee professions cornhole player shot someone while in his Tesla. So the real takeaway from that story is the professional cornholing pays (at least) electric car money.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I really only want to know how he pulled the trigger. And how he drove the car. And how did did both at the same time. And how he made a living off of cornhole. And how he threw the corns into the holes. And …
TwilitSky@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
He figured it out on Youtube. Using Youtube, you too can become a quadruple amputee and murderer!
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
I’m not sure how many pro quad-amputee corn hole players there are, but I have seen one who is damn good.
TwilitSky@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Yes but 100% of professional cornholers are murderers so what does that tell you about the sport?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
That “cornhole” should be left to anal sex enthusiasts and bean bag toss players should know their place.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Maybe if someone gave him some TP for his bunghole, it wouldn’t have come to this.
Ledivin@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I definitely think it’s optimistic to assume pro cornhole was his primary income, but maybe? 🤷♂️
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I call doubt that he murder anyone. All they have is the word of two passengers. Who says they aren’t dumbasses trying set up a armless man for murdering someone while driving his car.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 hours ago
He was in a Tesla, so the “driver attentiveness camera” would have recorded the whole thing.
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
Extrapolating from the plot of the Fugitive, I think it’s safe to say he’s murdered 4 people!