Submitted 1 day ago by _j_@lemmy.wtf to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
It must surely be imminent. He’s not in the best health if the reports about him eating mcdonalds all the time are true.
Say he had a heart attack next week… then what? Presumably one of his underlings would take over as actual president, but I can’t imagine anyone being as bad as him. Would the maga movement continue with a different cult leader? Do you think things would meaningfully change?
My practical experience with people with anti social personality disorder rarely feel stress, they thrive doing constant power games and destroying lives. So I doubt he’s stressed.
When he dies I’ll fucking rejoice. Other than that I dunno
Dancing in the streets?
Less raped kids
*Fewer. Kids are countable. Unless you mean the kids are less raped. So they’re still raped but less so.
Less grammar mistakes.
Well I bet he’s doing most of the rape
I for one. Will take a few days off work to celebrate like I’ve never celebrated before, and will make whatever day that is a personal holiday for myself and make sure to take paid vacation every year on that day.
Vance would get his chance to meet Putin personally (and finally learn to kneel before him).
They’d scramble around until some washed up actor decides to get into politics.
Someone hose-off Gary Busey.
or Ted Nugent.
I’m gonna get scolded for how much of a raging party throw
Huh? Why?
Many people will party, others will mourn. Some will fake what they are feeling for favours. The same as when any head of state dies.
Unfortunately, he won’t:
that prophecy in the Christian bible’s Rev 13, the one about the “miraculous cure”, meant him.
You’ll see in March/April of this year ( 2026 ).
When he does die, about 7/2y after turning absolute-dictator, he’ll be replaced by either Musk, Kushner, or some equivalent, possibly Miller or Hegseth or one of the other cronies.
Things are about to get bad.
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If they can martyrdom, they will. Otherwise, expect that they’ll be selling merchandise and photo ops if they can.
Chuck Norris will come out from grave like nothing happens.
Nothing would change. It should be obvious that Trump isn’t the one making the decisions and neither would be JD Vance.
I wouldn’t even be surprised if there was little attention being given to a funeral. Just as a show of power of how disposable the figure heads are.
They could go the way of a leadership cult they have in north korea, where btw, the title of kim il sung is still technically, officially head of state, even though he’s dead. They simply invented a new position and keep him as eternal big leader. + something with christian nationalism, like “trump is watching over you guys from heaven”.
Maybe I’m too pessimistic too, we’ll see if “they” will allow the mid term elections to take place or how that will go down.
It should be obvious that Trump isn’t the one making the decisions
Oh yes, for about 3-400 of the less important daily decisions, he is 😉
Vance would become president and at the next election in three years, people would vote again. Vance is an opportunist, he would probably continue trumps policies, tweak them here, cancel some there and try to get reelected; perhaps without daily tweets and erratic behavior… with could similarly dangerous.
I see Vance as much worse than trump. He is very heavy on religion and pro force religion on to people
And, potentially worse, he knows how to turn the crazy off during a public appearance when he needs to.
Gesundheit
come on out armchair historians!
Jessica Foster will take over. * Semper Fudge.*
In the immediate, who knows? A ton of infighting among Republicans would by my guess.
In the long term, my big swing is that MAGA becomes a religion unto itself.
Vance would name a vice president and judging by vance I bet it would be a bush jr chenney type situation although I have no idea who it would be.
He will live until 90. He will be in the White House until he dies. Anything else is a fantasy
His blood is like 80% fat, how can he even survive
Expensive medicine we don’t get
altphoto@lemmy.today 8 hours ago
When I get one of his new coins I’m going to glue it to the bottom of the toilet so everyone will pee on him. I heard he likes that.