so i have an ultimatum...

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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Age verification is just becoming a glowy with extra steps

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• a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Lies. TempleOS will never submit.

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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I didn’t imagine I’d be fighting for internet freedom alongside TempleOS!

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    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Image

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• THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Imagine the brilliance of Terry but without the insanity. Dude was trapped within his own mind.

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  • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No need to imagine, Linus Torvalds exists.

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• mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  pfft templeOS wouldn’t trust users to verify. that’s what ‘god.dll’ is for

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Real question while we shitpost; if they require a 4 second video can you just wear a disguise for fun? I’ve got neat prosthetics I don’t get to use often.

  And if so, which aspects are best to cover up? Bushy unibrow? Demon contacts? Pointy ears? Crazy nose? Forehead ridges?

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Wear a Richard Nixon mask.

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    • Bahnd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      So a dick pic?

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  • undergroundoverground@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m told filming sims can sometimes fool it

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    • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Can I use my latest Fallout NV character? He looks surprisingly like me when I have a beard and also my hairline from 20 years ago.

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  TempleOS sounds like the official Linux distribution of the Vatican.

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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    oh boy do you have a rabbit hole to go down… if you’re interested!

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      yeah it’s kinda sad but pretty amazing

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• TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You canNOT partition the Lord with prayer age verification code!

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  • Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Can you give me anonymity I must find a place to hide a place for me to hide.

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• spicehoarder@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Do you think we can get religious exemption?

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    We can always lean on the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in trying times like this.

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• UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What Would Jesus Do?

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Flipping tables and whipping people with a whip that he took the time to braid on the spot is certainly an option

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  • Cantaloupe@lemmy.fedioasis.cc ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    He would verify his age to keep the children protected! /s

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