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• ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Disgusting. I love it! 👍

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  • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Love your Good Place username too!

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    • ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thanks!

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• gregorum@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s only stupid because an octopus is way too simple. In reality it was way. More complicated and disgusting than that. It was some weird bonkers 24th century insanity that we can’t even imagine.

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• FlaminGoku@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I am really loving the heavy star trek memes here.

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  • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well we are the preeminate Star Trek meme community! Stick around! I’ve got a thousand more to post.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Between shapeshifters and the holodeck, my libido would probably actually be able to be tamed.

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  • cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m just imagining:

    You’re sitting up excitedly in a bed, the shape shifter is standing looking away, skin turning to paper. The Shape Shifter says “I don’t understand, it’s been 18 hours straight, I can turn into 2143 different humanoid species the link has encountered, and yet you keep requesting the mom from the Incredibles?”

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  • Disgustoid@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t want to think about that poor Ferengi who has to clean DS9’s holodecks. Best case, cleaning is fully automated; worst case, Quark can get it done cheaper by lowballing his staff.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I always figured the forcefield system would handle everything 🤷🏻‍♂️

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    • instamat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      An opportunity to link this!!

      Life of a holodeck janitor

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    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Rom. Rom cleans the holosuite. And somehow he’s still happy.

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    • Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Given that transporters exist, and can be used to target specific materials, I would think that it would indeed be an automated process.

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  • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That makes one of us. Think the chastity kink still exists in the 24th century? Lol

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• ArtificialLink@yall.theatl.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Same relationship raven and beast boy have lol

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• NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Where do you keep coming up with this gold? 🤣

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  • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I sold my soul

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    • NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Worth it 🍻

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• wahming@monyet.cc ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Eww, gross. Where can I get me one of those?

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  • Zorque@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Gamma Quadrant.

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• julianh@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Kira please stop asking me to turn into anime characters

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• LeftRedditOnJul1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is terrible. Please keep it up with the incorrect quotes!

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• sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Do they have octopi in Bajor?

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The white animal life works in the Star Trek universe is planet name plus earth animal name.

    So you get Risa Goats, and Klingon battle walrus.

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  • andthenthreemore@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe they have octopuses or octopodes.

    English is a stupid language

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    • octopus@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      "Tell us about it...oktopodes BTW..." The Greeks

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  • ShranTheWaterPoloFan@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Not exactly, they look like earth octopus but are backwards and ungrateful. They have built no statues to bajoran fishermen.

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• Hupf@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  His name is Timothy!

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• GaiusGornicusCaesar@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  turn into an octopus. I command you. I am your superior officer.

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