It’s only stupid because an octopus is way too simple. In reality it was way. More complicated and disgusting than that. It was some weird bonkers 24th century insanity that we can’t even imagine.
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Submitted 10 months ago by Stamets@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
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gregorum@lemm.ee 10 months ago
FlaminGoku@reddthat.com 10 months ago
I am really loving the heavy star trek memes here.
Stamets@startrek.website 10 months ago
Well we are the preeminate Star Trek meme community! Stick around! I’ve got a thousand more to post.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
Between shapeshifters and the holodeck, my libido would probably actually be able to be tamed.
cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I’m just imagining:
You’re sitting up excitedly in a bed, the shape shifter is standing looking away, skin turning to paper. The Shape Shifter says “I don’t understand, it’s been 18 hours straight, I can turn into 2143 different humanoid species the link has encountered, and yet you keep requesting the mom from the Incredibles?”
Disgustoid@startrek.website 10 months ago
I don’t want to think about that poor Ferengi who has to clean DS9’s holodecks. Best case, cleaning is fully automated; worst case, Quark can get it done cheaper by lowballing his staff.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
I always figured the forcefield system would handle everything 🤷🏻♂️
instamat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
An opportunity to link this!!
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Rom. Rom cleans the holosuite. And somehow he’s still happy.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website 10 months ago
Given that transporters exist, and can be used to target specific materials, I would think that it would indeed be an automated process.
Stamets@startrek.website 10 months ago
That makes one of us. Think the chastity kink still exists in the 24th century? Lol
ArtificialLink@yall.theatl.social 10 months ago
Same relationship raven and beast boy have lol
NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social 10 months ago
Where do you keep coming up with this gold? 🤣
wahming@monyet.cc 10 months ago
Eww, gross. Where can I get me one of those?
Zorque@kbin.social 10 months ago
Gamma Quadrant.
julianh@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Kira please stop asking me to turn into anime characters
LeftRedditOnJul1@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is terrible. Please keep it up with the incorrect quotes!
sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Do they have octopi in Bajor?
echodot@feddit.uk 10 months ago
The white animal life works in the Star Trek universe is planet name plus earth animal name.
So you get Risa Goats, and Klingon battle walrus.
andthenthreemore@startrek.website 10 months ago
Maybe they have octopuses or octopodes.
octopus@kbin.social 10 months ago
"Tell us about it...oktopodes BTW..." The Greeks
ShranTheWaterPoloFan@startrek.website 10 months ago
Not exactly, they look like earth octopus but are backwards and ungrateful. They have built no statues to bajoran fishermen.
Hupf@feddit.de 10 months ago
His name is Timothy!
GaiusGornicusCaesar@startrek.website 9 months ago
turn into an octopus. I command you. I am your superior officer.
ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 10 months ago
Disgusting. I love it! 👍
Stamets@startrek.website 10 months ago
Love your Good Place username too!
ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 10 months ago
Thanks!