Do I have to? Ok, fine...

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• CombatWombat@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If anyone’s curious what happened to the translation here, the original Russian is abbreviated — the full phrase would be «мороженое в ассортименте» (ice cream in assortment) — but they abbreviated assortment and Russian doesn’t have articles so they use them when you wouldn’t expect. Also, this is most likely eastern Ukraine because they quote the prices in both hryvnia and roubles.

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  • Slotos@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    «гр.» is for grams

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    • CombatWombat@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh of course🤦‍♂️

      I was wondering when in the world that exchange rate would make sense. That’s definitely correct.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thank you, I was going to post an explanation but then I got lazy and didn’t.

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Icecream in the ass
  It really is a blast
  Thats why I do it last
  And shove an icecream in my ass

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  • KingGordon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pure poetry.

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  • Skanky@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Taking over the legacy of Shel Silverstein I see. Keep it going!

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• kingofthezyx@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It doesn’t matter, it’s for my ass

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Such a hilarious movie! Perfect reference, A+.

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    • kingofthezyx@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I quote this scene so often, one of the funniest. Hilarious movie.

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    • Dave@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Before I commit, is there a similar movie that would help decide if it’s my thing? The reason I’m asking:

      Evolution received mixed-to-negative reviews from film critics with criticism for its storyline, screenplay and pacing; however, the performances of the cast received minor praise.

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_(2001_film)

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In the ass seems like a bad idea. On the ass, then thoroughly licked clean, sounds like a great date.

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  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There’s probably someone out there with a very niche kink that thinks ice cream shoved up their gravy ring would be arousing

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If cake farts exist, then anything is possible.

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    • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I can’t even imagine what a cake fart is. And I am happy not looking it up

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  • BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is there a downstairs equivalent of brain freeze?

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  • notabot@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t pooh-pooh the idea unless you’ve tried it. It’s pretty cool.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Seems like you are implying that it wouldn’t be? Never got a little curious looking at a popsicle?

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• night_petal@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is a real character. She shits ice cream.

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• NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Have to? Mother Fucker you GET to! Now Drop’um…

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• deacon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do they have brownie brittle?

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• AffineConnection@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It still does not compare to the worst brainfreezes.

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pointless red box

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A lot of restaurants do this to draw attention to their specials.

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• ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Asscream

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