Maximum Shareholder Value®

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• ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If the answer is yes slow the fuck down

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is the first and last thought that runs through my head in a day and while I can honestly say that I am I can always do better and help that line go up.

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  • eddie@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    the board would like to remind you that this thought should also be running through your head in the middle of the day for sustained motivation and increased profit maximization.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No that’s when I’m fully concentrating on my job I don’t have time for valueless thoughts like this.

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  • dev_null@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How dare you. If it’s your last thought then you are clearly not answering the question and thinking about how you can do better afterwards!

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• WanderingThoughts@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The more essential your job, the less you earn.

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• diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe our real friends are the shareholders we worked hard all along.

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• thethrilloftime69@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You never are

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  • RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The next 3 months are a pivotal time we are going to need you to work 5x as hard with less pay

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can offer Maximum Derek value, and that’s plenty.

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Username checks out

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• Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No. You’re just a lazy bum. You filthy pleb with your stupid sparetime and silly hobbies. Go make money instead, what do you think you were created for?

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• DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Perhaps you should regard the concerns of the shareholders as highly as a Musk does.

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• 1984@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nobody wants to work ~~for these salaries ~~

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• joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Me, free from the clutches of society, having capitalism withdrawl symptoms

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Are you free because you are unalive?

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