the iris is the nipple of the eye

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• coalie@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If your iris is secreting milk, or a milk like liquid, you should probably go to the doctor.

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My irises have leaked as much milk as my nipples so that checks out.

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What if my nipples are absorbing light?

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    • spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Most nipples do absorb some light

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• remon@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Except that way fewer people enjoy having them licked.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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    • FrowingFostek@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Well, that enough internet this morning. Thanks for inspiring me to get my day started.

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Is that… John K Peta?

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    • rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Wasn’t there a scene in Aeon Flux similar to this?

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    • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Many moons ago, I’ve read a translation of a Japanese short story, which stipulated that a pastime among Japanese youth is having one person reportedly lick an eyeball of another, whereupon the recipient begins experiencing special effects, iirc described as seeing diamonds in the sky.

      As an aficionado of various psychologically surreal shit, I’d be glad to find this story again, but the chances are slim. It might’ve been written by Kobo Abe, as I discovered his work at about the same time and space, but I have doubts about that.

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  • Una@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I see you haven’t met lizard people yet.

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• ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’ve got irises. Can you milk me, Greg?

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• caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  There we go. We’re back on track.

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• kcweller@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Hard disagree, the nipple would be the cornea.

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  • janonymous@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Your absolutely right!

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• TehBamski@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  sigh Please get off Lemmy, grandpa.

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• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Hold that thought and go see an ophthalmologist before you act on it.

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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Not saying that is free. You’re allowed to just not say it, any time you want

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• BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  No

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