the iris is the nipple of the eye

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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not saying that is free. You’re allowed to just not say it, any time you want

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• coalie@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If your iris is secreting milk, or a milk like liquid, you should probably go to the doctor.

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My irises have leaked as much milk as my nipples so that checks out.

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What if my nipples are absorbing light?

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• kcweller@feddit.nl ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hard disagree, the nipple would be the cornea.

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• remon@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Except that way fewer people enjoy having them licked.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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    • FrowingFostek@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Well, that enough internet this morning. Thanks for inspiring me to get my day started.

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    • rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Wasn’t there a scene in Aeon Flux similar to this?

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Is that… John K Peta?

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  • Una@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I see you haven’t met lizard people yet.

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• ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve got irises. Can you milk me, Greg?

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• TehBamski@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  sigh Please get off Lemmy, grandpa.

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• caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  There we go. We’re back on track.

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• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hold that thought and go see an ophthalmologist before you act on it.

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