lmao

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  i wonder how much trouble you’d be in if you hung this at work

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Depends on how long it takes for a middle manager to get someone to read it to them (and then explain it).

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    • WanderingThoughts@europe.pub ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Usually they forward it to someone to explain, forward the reply to another underling to execute and copy/paste that one’s estimate or status update in the original mail’s relpy.

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  • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    well it’s a bit dehumanizing so I guess a fair amount of trouble

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      it’s fine, hr aren’t really sentient either

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It makes sense now. Middle managers are the ones most impressed by AI. They think the AI is sentient because it is just like they are.

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• morphballganon@mtgzone.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Corporate middle managers don’t use semicolons. They don’t even know when to use colons or apostrophes.

  They taught AI to talk like HR reps.

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  • desiccated_event@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ewww………

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• Nomecks@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Executives love AI because they can’t spell automation

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• desiccated_event@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is it possible that the way humanity has been dealing the with useless 1/3 of the population was to put them in middle-management positions? Consultants and the like?

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Absolutely it is. Thats where we got the phrase “kicking them upstairs” from. Promote the useless guy to a position where they can’t actually do any damage.

    If AI succeeds in replacing a lot of those “positions”, we’re going to face a tsunami of idiots.

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    • desiccated_event@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh. Oh, oh my god. I think we need a space goat or something…

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• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It also learnt some therapy speak same applies.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Remember when they fired the guy from Google because he claimed AI was sentient?

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