Trump Administration Announces That We Don’t Know Where the Sun Goes at Night | After deciding carbon dioxide does no harm, it was the logical next move.

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The owner of the Atlantic was in the Epstein Files.

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• Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You know, I would really believe this headline to be true. These childfuckers really are this God damn stupid. It probably is true even.

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  • silence7@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s not stupidity so much as a desire for bribes

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    God, I saw it was the Atlantic and I thought it was true till I read the article- this is where we are at

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• SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just wait until they find out it goes to CHINA at night.

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    1,000,000% tariff on Chinese sunlight.

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    • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      If you do that then they’ll just steal the moon. Wait, the moon is real, right?

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What’s really concerning is that I actually ate the onion here.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I checked the source and was scared because why does a legitimate news source also do satire‽ We’re past the point where obviously ridiculous things are obviously not true

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• NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  THE SUN’S NOT YELLOW, IT’S CHICKEN!

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• umbraroze@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  …Is math related to science?
  If the universe is so big, then why doesn’t it fight me?

  (Yeah, I know, I shouldn’t be quoting Internet Historian, these could be stolen jokes. It’s funny because these are the sort of jokes I could come up with)

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• purplerabbit@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  CW: Joke about suicide

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  BREAKING: Mass suicide reported at NASA.

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