All fight no flight

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• its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Chickens can fly.

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They can but they don’t, so maybe you should watch your mouth.

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    • its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      They are ground birds so they spend most of their time on the ground, similar to turkeys and grouse. Domesticated chickens fly a bit less because of breeding for more meat. However, to say they can’t fly is just not true. A better choice would have been; a kiwi, steamer ducks, cassowary, kakapo, weka, takahe, or an emu.

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Are you suggesting chickens migrate?

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    • its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No, many birds don’t migrate but can still fly.

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    • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Not at all. They could be carried.

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  • TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    In a Buzz Lightyear kind of fashion. Most of the time, that’s good enough.

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    • its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No, they can actually fly. Chickens bred and kept for meat have trouble flying, but that is because they are too heavy for that very reason. Or they were kept in an enclosure that they could not exercise their wings. They don’t have the muscles to get off the ground. Parrots kept in a too small cage without being let out have the same problem. They could fly if they were allowed to build up those muscles.

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  • Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ehh. They can double jump

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    • its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No they can actually fly, it’s just most birds are encouraged not to by their enclosure. So they simply don’t have the muscles to get much air. If you were to take the time to build up those muscles they would be able to fly.

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  • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s closer to leaping or gliding, not flying.

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• Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Image

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Arguably, penguins fly under water because the movement resembles flying more than swimming in birds that do both. But that’s semantics. Don’t mess with them.

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• dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I don’t think I’ve ever been in a meme before.

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s you with the bat isn’t it?

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• jambudz@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If it ain’t black and white, peck scratch and bite

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• CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  By this logic, I’m all fight as well.

  Come at me.

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  • ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Nah man, you come at me, and I evolve in hyperspeed and become a redbull commercial

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    • Magnum@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Come at me and I become a red Bull extreme sports event dude and just fucking die

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