Gimme an apple

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• synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I would kick a tree, fart on some dogs and run away.

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  • Wilco@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can do that without having to be a horse! Freeeedom!

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• red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Then you get a colic and die.

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• Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why wait. I eat all my meals from a bag around my neck.

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s why the McDonald’s bags have those two paper rings. It’s to hang the bag from your ears.

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And don’t forget taking gigantic shits wherever you go.

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  • Triumph@fedia.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Way ahead of you.

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• AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  when I was a akid, my uncle had an apple tree that gave small apples. They were edible and the size of maybe a big cherry. I ate tons of those whole. It was a fun treat. 

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  • chellomere@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So, crab apples?

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• OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Did Tina Belcher write this?

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t actually eat the apple whole, that’s dangerous for the horse. The rescue I take my kid to a couple times a year always asks to step on the apple to break it up and make it less of a risk for the horse. Then you can let the horse eat the whole apple

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Seems rude.

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• sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  God thats so fucking real. I bet that’s fire

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• Fmstrat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you eat an apple from the top down, you can eat the middle without much texture change. Apples don’t actually have a “core”, just seeds.

  www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/…/281531/

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bottom up is better, the stem becomes a useful handle for those last few bites

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