An emotional rollercoaster

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• misspelledusernme@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “almost”. They seem suspiciously relieved as they reach the driveway

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  • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If I got to say, “Oh thank fuck I made it,” I’d be relieved, too.

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    • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Idk I don’t seem to count myself as having made it until I’m sat

      In my experience there’s an inverse square law where the urge approaches infinity with proximity to the bowl

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    • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I read it as a reflexive response to behavioral cues. There’s the “yeah I made it here” in the driveway, but as he approaches the bathroom his reflexes to defecate and micturate reengage more fully.

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  • Rhaedas@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That's the "I might be okay" moment, followed by the body's too early, "oh, we're there?" at the last few feet. Sometimes you can distract the mind a bit more by focusing on something else while you make the last steps. A lot like how flying works in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, you have to notice something totally off-topic and forget you're about to hit the ground.

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    • mrbeano@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Indeed. One of the most important steps to take to not shit your pants, is to stop thinking about how you’re about to shit your pants. 🙏

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    • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mate thinks rollercoasters only go down

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  • ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The urge comes in waves

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• PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Waddling intensifies

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• clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ll bet you could find their address just from this snippet of map. Maybe I’m too paranoid.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    they live at 123 fake street, washington, california, united states, texas, 12321

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  • Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That level of doxxing is 4chan shit. Compared to that, we have lives and actual hobbies. You’re good.

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  • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    422 s. Norwich rd, Liverpool uk

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• Tm12@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Certified shit post

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Judging my the red dot location op put their butt out the window & let er’ rip.

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• 93maddie94@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The colors are indicating speed and not heart rate I think. Makes sense that they went faster close to home and slowed down inside the house.

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