Nah, it’s gonna be the Gatesgate
If Bill Gates get involved in a scandal, is it now called a Billgate?
Submitted 3 weeks ago by DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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justsquigglez@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi 3 weeks ago
If it involves a gator at a gate it’s gonna be Gates Gator Gate Gate
myrmidex@belgae.social 3 weeks ago
jcorvera@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
We really need to stop affixing
-gateon to every conspiracy and scandal.SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
You can’t just take it away - ya gotta come up with a good replacement that’ll catch on even better so people will switch.
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
-slop seems to have already caught on
ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
The problem isn’t the -gate suffix, it’s that we’ve had a once-in-a-decade scandal each month for the last 10 years.
jcorvera@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
Thing is, the most recent findings go back almost 15 or more…
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Have an upvote.
Now dadjokes is over there.
5PACEBAR@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
where? 😭
squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi 3 weeks ago
!dadjokes@lemmy.world
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Under there
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I want it to be named Gatesgate.
Arcane2077@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
If???
expatriado@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
i guess has to be one that stands out above the others, so could be referred as the gates’ gate
ik5pvx@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Gate^2
devolution@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No. Blowing bubba is a billgate.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
*Throws angry up-vote at OP.*
Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Only if it happened at the Billgate hotel. Otherwise it’s a 9/11
Flauschige_Lemmata@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’d be the Gategate. It would only be called Billgate if Bill was a woman.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
Thing that’s starting to irk me is the bigger picture. To some degree we kinda present the “-gates” as the next thing in the media. Like as if you’re following a television series waiting for the next episode to drop. And that creates this feeling that it’s just a temporary thing that has no impact. Once it’s out of the news cycle it’s resolved and life goes on as usual.
I think we all know rationally speaking that with everything that’s going on, it’s quite the opposite. It’s not just Epstein/Trump/…-gate. It’s fucking “everything is connected and everything is fucked”-gate.
Railcar8095@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
For you, the day a billionaire is involved in a scandal is a big thing. For me, it’s a Wednesday.
schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
wait until you find out that if the same happens to Elon Musk, Elongate will be really drawn out
ba dum tss