Nature sure made the right choice

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• lasta@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  With enough cocaine usage, you can tear down the partition wall and have yourself a uninostril (not recommended).

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• itsamelemmy@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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  • polotype@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Now show me that 34th

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    • escapeVelocity@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We don’t go there, we don’t do that here.

      • Open private session*

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    • certified_expert@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hell no!

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I appreciate that we also only use one nostril at a time, which we can only do with two. It swaps every few hours, too!

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  nature knows what happens to big holes

  Small holes can be stretched. Urethral penetration is a thing, and more often happens to vagina owners than penis owners.

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  • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was at a show in Berlin once and a saw a guy take another guy’s dick up his dickhole. Still haunts me.

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    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe a hole of the appropriate singular size would need more structural support to remain open and be in more danger of: collapse, blockage, insect invasion, or foreign object ingestion - or objects large enough to be guaranteed to do more lung damage.

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• slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nasal sex, snort.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just what we need. Ass, vag, and mouth aren’t enough

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    • slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And ears, for aural.

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  • Saganaki@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The human horn is a powerful aphrodisiac.

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• El_guapazo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Directional smelling to find the source. Like sharks or bloodhounds

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• kandoh@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I bet it would feel sort of good

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do you have the sniffles or are you just happy to see me?

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What?

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  • remon@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The phrase “giving head” would now need an additional clarification.

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    • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So would “Nose job” for that matter.

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• billbasher@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Snot rocket bb

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