Every day, boss makes a dollar, I make a dime...

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hahahaha, yup, you get it!

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• Velypso@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I make a dime,

  Boss makes a buck,

  That’s why i crank my hog

  In the company truck.

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  • WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is “crank my hog” another way of saying “have a wank”?

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    • trevdog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      one of many ways

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  • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Lol I’m stealing that one

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• Talaraine@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You wish it was a dime...

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Boss makes a thousand, I make a penny, that’s why I’m here, shitposting on Lemmy!

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  • RustyShackleford@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    More like tree fiddy.

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    • WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Dayum I feel old. An over 27 year old meme reference to the lochness monster.

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• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Surprised no one posted this yet

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hay! You work there to?

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• yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What a nice company, providing its employees with free product samples!

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• ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  As far as work is concerned My ibs needs accommodations and I have 4 extra 15 minute breaks a day

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    As far as work is concerned, I take ponderous dumps when I please. One of the many reasons working for Jeffy Bezos wouldn’t work for me!

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Blimey, that must be the longest day factory I’ve ever seen!

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• Bhaelfur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s been a long day, always, ain’t that right?

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