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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Unnecessary sex scenes with YOU or unnecessary sex scenes with others?

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  • jj4211@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Funny thing is that at least in my wedding day there was no sex.

    It was just way too exhausting to have energy left over for that.

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  • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Repeat after me: šŸ‘ NO šŸ‘ SEX šŸ‘ SCENE šŸ‘ EVER šŸ‘ IS šŸ‘ UNNECESSARY šŸ‘

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Game of Thrones has entered the chat

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      • Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Man it had great sex scenes

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    • organ@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      OK Gooner

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      • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Y’all need to stop saying gooner and gooning. Actual gooning is more than just getting horny and rubbing one out. It’s an intense state of mind. Takes effort to get there.

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    • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      All of them are. You want a sex scene? Go watch porn. Has no business being in any other media except as a distraction. It’s practically never used to move the plot, it’s all just pandering to gooners who can’t seem to function or pay attention to anything without their hands on their dicks.

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      • Turret3857@infosec.pub ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah on that note, get rid of any skin showing too. I dont want to see ankles or shoulders, could imply that person has body parts. Actually, let’s go full Greek, lets get rid of Women in media, just have the men play women. That way I don’t have to see any unnecessary sexual undertones.

        Fuck outta here with this puritanical shit. You exist because 2 people fucked. Get over it.

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      • bus_factor@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Usually, yes. But in some movies they drive the plot. The sex scenes in A Somewhat Gentle Man (2010) are hilarious, help establish the character, and are a pretty challenging wank.

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    • s@piefed.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So mad The Bible cut the sex scene that shows how baby Jesus was made

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      • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Especially when they have the softcore in song of Solomon and the interracial gangbang in Ezekiel 23. And they’re not 100% explicit but Abraham tries to get Sarah to cuck him several times in Genesis, and there’s a couple incest scenes in Genesis as well. Honestly most of the positive aspect I’ve gotten out of the Bible is actually a fair amount of comfort in knowing that humans really have not changed. We’re just as depraved as we ever were.

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I just want a emotional intamacy and reassurance scene

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    • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I told hubs to just come hug me in bed for five minutes the other day (I’ve been working his glutes a bit too hard lately). 10/10 will request hugging in bed again.

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    LMAO

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