Time traveler

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• balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dude i didnt know harambe had such a fat ass

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why do you think everyone was devastated when he was shot?

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That is why we had our dicks out for him.

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    • balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  David Bowie’s death unraveled the fabric of our timeline.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Finally, somebody else who knows the truth.

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    • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What ya mean?

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  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I thought it was losing Alan Rickman.

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  • GreenDust@lemmings.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t deify diddlers

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    • SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Vague allegations from one person, that never led to an indictment. My standards of proof are a little higher than that, thanks and no thanks.

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    • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      wait what

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We’d already had 9/11, the War on Terror and the Great Recession before the Harambe incident. Jim Varney was the one holding back the darkness. When he died, everything started going downhill.

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  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ::sigh:: I know what you mean, Vern.

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    • slappyfuck@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Rest in Power, James.

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• shittydwarf@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When they turned on the LHC we were split off from the Berenstein bears timeline, ultimately leading to Harambe’s death

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  • Klear@quokk.au ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Exactly, Harambe was a symptom, not the cause.

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  • Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It was the choice of Berenstein’s Gate

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    • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      El psy kongroo

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  • dwemthy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You Berenstein universers are messing up what used to be a perfectly nice Berenstain timeline

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    • Drusas@fedia.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, you all ruined our perfectly good Berenstein timeline!

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• TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Me: Fuck! Has it been that long??!!

  Doctor: I’m afraid it’s been ten years.

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• slappyfuck@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t think they needed to kill Harambe. Even just to avoid the memers his life should have been spared.

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• zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Shouldn’t have mentioned him, you know that’s why they killed him, you caused this.

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• r8KNzcU8TzCroexsE2xbWC@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  One gunman misses his shot and causes all this chaos 😔

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Harambe was our anchor being.

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• mrslt@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This was the defining moment we chose the bad timeline.

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• Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Anybody else on sync get images that just won’t load sometimes?

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  • shittydwarf@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This happens for me sometimes on Voyager, I wonder if some are getting caught in VPN content filters or something

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• Floodedwomb@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You’re all wrong. The Cubs winning the World Series came at the cost of many future souls.

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• Drusas@fedia.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I wonder if the kid who got Harambe killed knows about it. He'd be about thirteen now.

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