You already can. You don’t need friends to go and enjoy a meal at a restaurant, just pick any place you like and…
Oh.
if portals are invented, will I be able to eat out myself?
Submitted 2 days ago by alina@lemmy.world to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
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EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
This has been asked and answered by a surprisingly large fandom, try a search for “portal panties”
s38b35M5@lemmy.world 1 day ago
[deleted]ruuster13@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Computer, please repeat previous request with male specimen.
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
AnaisRim@lemmynsfw.com 1 day ago
Yes! You kooky self-slut, you.
On the downside though, I’ll be able to spank you from afar for having done so. No cumming!
douglasg14b@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Love this
zxqwas@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yes, until then yoga lessons is a good investment.
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
*are
slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 days ago
depends on the size of the portal.
devolution@lemmy.world 1 day ago
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Would Cave Johnson get mad at people abusing his invention?
Or would he immediately cancel all other tests, and start exclusively testing all the self pleasure applications for his invention?
Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Yes
CovfefeKills@lemmy.world 1 day ago
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
You could also set up some anal beads connected to the emergency alarm cord in a disabled toilet.
noxypaws@pawb.social 1 day ago
yes, but more importantly, this would also become possible:
suggestive furry paw art
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I can already lick my own feet if I so choose.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Hmm. Portal gloryhole.
Janx@piefed.social 1 day ago
I guess we should have specified that there are definitely some stupid questions…
Calabast@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I wonder if reaching through a portal and, say, holding your hands would feel more like holding two strangers hands. I mean, you’re still completely aware it’s your own two hands touching, and you can feel any movement mirrored in both of them, but your brain would be expecting your two arms to be coming together, and the fact that they were spread apart…I wonder how that would affect the subjective experience.
whaleross@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If magic fantasy tech is real can I magic fantasy?
TheBat@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Saapas@piefed.zip 1 day ago
Horrific art style
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
2007
Careful, it’s a relic.
CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
It looks like it belongs in an anatomy textbook
Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Just don’t be in there when it closes.
Mac@mander.xyz 1 day ago
No because you’ll be in the wrong orientation.
onlyhumans@lemmynsfw.com 2 days ago
Porn seems to think so
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Probably yes. But I suspect it feels more like going down on someone than having someone go down on you.
alina@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Damn, you’re right :(
sausager@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Wait… how do you confirm that?
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
Still, that’s just a theory, needs confirmation by personal experience.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Autofelatio is a thing. Find someone able and they can answer your question.
ccunning@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This makes no sense to me; please explain
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Your senses are focused on performing more than receiving, as that requires more concentration and attention.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 day ago
Are you a linguistics, by any chance?
Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
One possible interpretation is that OP intends a three course meal, eaten from the wrong end, as soon as teleportation portals are invented.
I think OP is using us to develop her secret restaurant idea!