rules of the pirate code

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “No cursing on my Christian BitTorrent site.”

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Fuck You with a fucking anchor, Your’e all cunts so fuck You all”.

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  • oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I understood this reference.

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• Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ever played Monkey Island?

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  • synae@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You fight like a dairy farmer!

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• ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  rule 1 of the pirate code of course being that a good pirate never takes another person’s property

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• s@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Has anybody else noticed that in the third Pirates of the Caribbean movie, a character says “Weigh anchor!” and the parrot repeats what they said but pronounces it clearly like “Wanker”

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  • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Never bothered with it - guess I’m gonna have to now.

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• gaiety@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s a lot of fingers

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• Chozo@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He's too big for that boat.

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  • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah, that’s why it’s sinking…. I’m not taking advice from some dumb fucking Skeleton pirate who breaks shitty smalls boats.

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• diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  SON OF A SUBMARINER

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• hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fuck

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• SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hey as long as you can still float your boat & get up to ramming speed, that’s all I care about.

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