croutons are just stale dry bread with incredible seasoning that taste fantastic*
Croutons are just stale, dry bread with good PR.
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
They are toasted and seasoned so they have more flavor than simply dried bread.
tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
toasted
philpo@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Good,selfmade and freshly made ones, are heavenly.
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Croutons are low-key a great snack too, right outta the bag.
ClownStatue@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I always thought Ruby Tuesday’s in the US had the best croutons. IIRC, they were black pumpernickel(?) and toasted such that there was still a little bit of softness in the center.
IWW4@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
They add great texture and are wonderful as a flavor binder.
cattywampas@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And plenty of butter and seasoning.
snooggums@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Seasoned toast bites (made from stale bread).
eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
They 'lso don’t get soggy and dissolve when mixed with dressing the way I imagine normal bread would.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They have to do a little dance with Maillard first.
HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I hate them too. I don’t eat any bread that crunches. Nope.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
So does that mean you like doughy pizza crust? 🤔
HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t eat the crust unless it’s cheese-stuffed, not too brown/crispy, and there’s marinara to dip it in 😂 The cheese and sauce balance any crispies that sneak in that way 😂
I have rules about what recipes I’ll eat potatoes in, too. And no vegetables that squeak when bitten. Autism is so fun 😂
realitista@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
I suspect most commercial ones are fried
DomeGuy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well, good PR and a bunch of recipes that call for them
That we buy croutons in stores is why the French don’t believe Americans can cook
6nk06@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
You’re wrong actually. I don’t know anyone who makes his own croutons in France. We buy them premade, they are round and small, and you can have either the natural bread kind, or the garlic flavored kind.
Also we love Americans, the so-called hate between people is shitty propaganda that has been existing as long as I can remember (except for Trump, he’s an idiot in every country).
philpo@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Wtf? I know multiple french people (I live right at the border) who make them themselves and taught me how to. (And freshly made is a huge difference)
DomeGuy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I wouldn’t tease if I didn’t love. :)
Americans think the French mock our food culture in the way that we mock their military resolve – only in jest, or on the lips of the dumbest citizens of our respective countries.
America’s far too obese to not have amazing food, and we would still be part of the British empire (or speaking German!) if the French did not know how to fight.
Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Giving food French names seems to make them more marketable.