Submitted 3 weeks ago by Krauerking@lemy.lol to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
Do you have a standard of living you want to upkeep without having to work around your pile of stuff?
Do you consider some items not of good enough quality to be owned and maintained by you?
Do you not want to see the world burn and the source of your collection to fail so you can’t collect anymore?
Congrats you have standards and can collect away.
Museums are Hords in the back and collection in front
Unless you’re British, then it’s the spoils of robbery in both places.
No standards on what they were willing to steal from others
My mom has a “collection” of um… various garbage ahem “treasures” other people left behind…
Literally just becomes a bunch of hiding spots for the cat lolz.
Pretty sure it’s a fire hazard, it’s hard to access the back door in case the front door starts burning or gets blocked or something. Like so much garbage blocking the way, the path is so narrow.
It’s been like this for a decade… there are thing that have never been touched like not long after we moved here.
Context: It’s a remnant of the mindset of poverty… like… “gotta collect them all” lol.
Then when guests come, they frantically try to hide stuff from the livingroom to the basement and sort of tidy up and clean things a bit, even though there’s barely any space there.
We visited a neighbor once, and omg the house is like the same but worse. Stuff overflowing the entire living room. And I was like “mom, this old man is just like you” 🤣
Maybe this mess that I live in partially contributed to my depression.
For me, the difference is whether the stuff is organized or not. If not, it’s hoarding.
Thats a pretty standard… Standard. Ehh, wink wink, nudge, nudge.
Check it out, it even works on other definitions of the word.
wow the opposing army is so disorganized, no basic weapons or training it seems and they just accepted anyone.
Its not an army, that’s a hoard!
I organize my collection via emergent ontology.
This just means you let stuff just add on the pile, right?
That, and I occasionally pull things out of the pile then put them back on top, so they slowly organically sort into having the most frequently used things on top. I also have multiple piles that organically evolve into specializations. For example, I never intended to have a “old specialized cables” pile, but it emerged from the bottom of the “old hardware I seldom use” when I transplanted all the top stuff into a new discrete “electronics I might salvage someday” pile. It’s not a good system 🙃
If your collection is of books that are in a messy mound… ok.
If your hoards is a bunch of napkins in Walmart shopping bags also covered in cat piss, TVs, milk jugs than it is a hoard.
Standard to keep your mound of books small so it doesnt interfere with your life or home.
The second option is just a really bad hoarding hoard with cats.
God fucking dammit, it’s a hoard
Nice.
That means my thousands upon thousands of Magic the Gathering cards languishing on my shelves are a collection, since they’re organized into labeled binders, right?
Honestly… If you know where they are, and how they are being kept… Yeah.
You can have a silly collection of thousands and thousands of rocks you picked up, but if they were in binders labeled what they are it would be a collection too.
Come back to me when you have a pile you sleep on and we can talk about upgrading you to Hoard.
otacon239@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This and presentation. A stack of movies on the floor? Hoard. All your movies on a display shelf? Collection.
hansolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Also, data.
200 jars of piss on a shelf? Schitzo hoarder.
200 labeled jars of piss with date/time, place collected? That’s a data set waiting for testing.
otacon239@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Be sure to check my PissDB for more info!
Krauerking@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
Standards on how you want to present it?
Ehh? See?
otacon239@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hmm. You might be onto something…
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
My stacks of movies are in a box. Not a hoard :P