Time to butter my corn.

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• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You all are weird.

  I appreciate you so much.

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• BC_viper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I had to Google it, but there are corn dildos. I imagine they are pleasurable.

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

    Mike told us what to do in 2020.

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  • slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    peaches n’ cream.

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  • BC_viper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ribbed for both thier pleasure.

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      They plump when you cook 'em.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I have one. Never used it, but it was on sale at a sex shop and I found it hilarious. Now it’s just a source for Midwestern jokes.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    boku no cornburator!

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• zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wait people boil corn like that?

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    sometimes we use the bathtub, but granny usually complains it feels weird against her knees.

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Giggity.

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• TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You gotta go through the corncouch to be a star

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• massacre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sigh… Peels back the leaves… Start’s shuckin’

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• notreallyhere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t see any corgis

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• ZetaLightning94@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Its child corn…

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  We should really stop with the CornHub memes the whole thing is a scam to rise the price it the cornhub.com domain, it is currently sitting at $450,000.00

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