How would you decide?

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• Sarcasmo@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I think a first edition Corn Man sticker would bring plenty of financial security.

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  • korendian@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And true love for that matter.

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    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      And a Corn Man Sticker for sure

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• AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I mean, I can find true love and financial security later. I only have right now to get that 1st edition

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  • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This here is what we call wisdom.

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Financial security. The other two are available in the open market. Truth, not cynicism.

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  • essell@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I can make financial security happen by my own efforts.

    True Love has been more elusive because it’s one order of magnitude more complicated!

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    • cliffracer_cloaka@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You can’t. Nobody is self made.

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  • cliffracer_cloaka@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not in this case. None of the others are available once you choose. Hypotheticals are not for everyone.

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Its prefect!

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sticker is both and all things

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Decide? There is no decision here, you must buy that sick sticker.

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• RevolverSly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s an investment

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• capuccino@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  the corn thing is still on, huh

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah its been growing for like 5,000 years, why stop now?

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• thorhop@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I chose neither!

  Incidentally, I’m in the group who will statistically likely commit suicide, so I got that going for me.

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  • Mangoholic@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If you don’t value your life do some good with it. You ll feel better and the people you help as well.

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Lpt: make friends with people at risk of Ctrl+Alt+Deleting themselves and offer to pay for their life insurance for a few years.

      Either having a friend will save them or having someone who will actively profit from their death will male them live just to spite you, or you get $250k profit and the knowledge you made someone’s last days a little bit better

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  • Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Damm bro :/

    Can you put me in your will?

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• swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  True love with Corn Man, we’ll be fine for money and he’s all the holographic sticker I need 🥰

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• AizawaC49@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Of course it would be the sticker with the corn man riding a skateboard like he is the OG Tony Hawk, proskater. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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• dwemthy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They’re clearly all in one package, I’m picking all of them and you can’t stop me

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• sparkles@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  When I buy my acreage, I will have 2 weird donkeys and a cow. And plant some corn.

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• Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Neither. I chose corn man.

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  • cliffracer_cloaka@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s not neither.

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    • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You trying to fix me?

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• verdantbanana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Open marriage will invalidate the terms of only choose one

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