When you are watching porn and someone is looking at you

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  MFer loves that Amtrak.

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  • etchinghillside@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thank you. Was wondering what bougie airline this was.

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• LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My brain doesn’t like this image, what’s thick Biden doing with Shane Gillis and Strange Deniro?

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  • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    See the pin on the left lapel? That’s a secret service agent the other fella probably is too as they almost always run in pairs.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      other fella probably is too as they almost always run in pairs.

      Just like the Bananas in Pajamas! They’re coming down the stairs! Bananas, in PAJAMAS!!! They’re coming down in PAIRS!!!

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So your trying to tell me Gillis and Deniro aren’t secret service agents in an upcoming role with a healthier looking Biden knock off?

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• lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  assert dominance: look back at them, lick your lips, keep fapping/rubbing

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just all for his WhatsApp, so you can forward the URL of what you’re watching to him.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Watching? Some of us higher beings prefer lewd art instead. Come across something really spicy, set it as your wallpaper and pass it around like a collection plate for all to appreciate.

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  omg today at work an item came along that had cool packaging, blue and pink pastel gradient with a pretty logo. I turned the box over to see what it is and it says “water based for extended pleasure” or sthm like that and I look up and the customer is just staring at me like this 🧍

  😭😭😭

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• baconsunday@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I got a letter from him and his wife. Never felt more cool.

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Judgey Joe

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• funkajunk@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Should probably turn down the volume, big dog.

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