Sorry fellas, this absolute gem is taken 😭

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I misread that as “chicken”, and was like “eh, there’s worse things she could have said…not MY kink, but nothing wrong with that.”

  Then I read it again to make sure I read it right…oh…oh nooooooo.

  Now I’m just sitting here, 99% sure that somewhere exists a woman who wants to have sex with a man who smells like fried chicken.

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  • orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I did, too. I preferred the chicken. I should have left it at that.

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  • digredior@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There’s a nonzero chance you know them too

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  • vrek@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Personally I would prefer ham or bacon but I can deal with chicken…

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  • Solrac@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Have you heard of Jeremy Team Fortress? He has a bucket of chicken

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• basiclemmon98@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    1000002521

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• KernelTale@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Source, AI subtitles, made up, actually happened?

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Made up, except the part where she’s actively protecting pedophiles and likely got her job orally. AI has nothing to do with it.

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    She can only speak in lies, so this image can’t be real.

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  • Sternout@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Couldn’t find it

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• Archangel1313@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ew.

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• huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well it really depends on the context \s

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    the most charitable interpretation is that she values childcaring a lot.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Uhhhhh, no.

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• roserose56@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  USA shitpost once again! yeaa!! we dont have enough!! yea!!

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Fix your shit and you won’t be the butt of the joke anymore. Get on now, git.

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• dabaldeagul@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sex with a woman who has just given birth? Still pretty weird, but less so than the alternative…

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