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Evolution at its finest!

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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Godric@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • roserose56@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Yes Rico, kaboom!

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    oh cmon you gotta pack the thing in seafood too

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  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hypothesis: this is actually a safety way to ride due to cars seeing you as much more of a threat and therefore giving you MUCH more room than normal.

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just attach torches to the tank and have them shooting flames sideways. Cars will stay away.

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Instruction unclear, house is on fire and neighbors are talking to police. I can’t hide under the fire truck forever, send help!

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        >be the firetruck

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  • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    Works on your motorcycle, too.

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      For anyone wondering, the front of the claymore is the part with the text, so make sure the text is facing your enemies before you detonate all those little steel balls

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      • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Be sure to stick an AR500 plate between your saddle and the mine as well, so you can enjoy a free added speed boost when you flak your enemy without scorching your buttcheeks.

        It’ll totally work. I saw it in a cartoon once.

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  • theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cars are unfortunately planet killing giant death machines.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      that seems to explain why my ass likes them. birds of a feather and all.

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think the cyclist still dies and the car-ist is just disabled for life.

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  • TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The redneck version of Raven from Snow Crash.

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  • bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    💥💥💥

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