A man can dream, can’t he?

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Couple changes: polyamorous femboy hooters furry twink, any EV under 50k, and bad dragon lube instead of zyn

  I could be more picky, but those are the major adjustments necessary

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  • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What coward is downvoting this?

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Some just don’t know the true euphoria of riding a femboy fox. Poor souls, they are.

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  • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I would like to reinstate the government mandated goth gf, remove the government mandated part, remove the government entirely, keep the polyamorous part, replace the house on 2% interest with a hand-built communal living arrangement with chickens and a workshop with too much sawdust, swap the EV for a nice E-bike, and trade half the lube for a pirate flag - but only half!

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    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      But if the goth GFs are state mandated it implies every human being should have one for a life worth giving, which checks out.

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    • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      What are you going to do with half a pirate flag?

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• Masamune@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  If the costco gold card is just a hot dog, I won’t be a member for very long.

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