Be this guy.

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• shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  have “problem” don’t care have no problem except problem is house fire i die

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    no problems

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    • waldo_was_here@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I see the problem ,its a U problem

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    have “problem”

    don’t care

    have no problem

    problem is septic tank is broken, poisoning the ground, neighbors complain, city health department gets involved, forces you to replace septic tank or get connected to city sewer lines for at personal cost while also fining the living shit out of you for environmental damages because you neglected it

    i am deeply in debt and can’t take a shit in my own home

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    • programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      >Have problem (debt + no shower + no place to shit)

      >Don’t care

      >Be convicted

      >Now I have a place to shower and shit

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    • nyaskiez@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just ignore it

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Grover?

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You can shit wherever you want, but you’re too worried about step 2. Stop worrying!

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    • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I saw a property once where the septic tank turned out to be an old school bus the owner had buried

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  • frostysauce@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is fine.

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  • TORFdot0@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What’s the problem?

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    have no problems

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• kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This can simultaneously be great or terrible advice depending on the audience

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  • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I like the attitude of

    If you have a problem and you can do something about it, then why worry about it?

    If you have a problem you can’t do anything about it, then why worry about it?

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I was told that if you have a problem Vanilla Ice will solve it.

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    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

      this

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    • kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Less short and sweet, but more punch to the point. I like it!

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• affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Buddhist philosophy. No attachments, no problems.

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• problembasedperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Stoicism speedrun any%

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  • Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And that’s why it should be stoïc

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dude was just a baby-bearing bird from Jersey.

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Gimli, son of Stoic

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• JcbAzPx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Some problems make themselves your problem whether you care or not.

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  • faintwhenfree@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I used to think that till I met absolute Chad of a man with failing kidney and he would laugh at the situation refuse to be treated, he was like I’m 47 I lived a happy life and I’ll die if ill die but I’m not being bound to a bed, refused multiple dialysis interventions from his family and was clearly getting in pain towards the end, finally sold his very few possessions, gave some money to his youngest sister that struggled financially and took some drugs and died on a beach alone. (he had already gave up one kidney to save a sibling).

    That man clearly didn’t care much about, he didn’t care about his family getting hurt because of his illness and death, he didn’t care about pain to his body, he didn’t care about death, and honestly I saw him 3-4 days before his death, he was still laughing like he was at peace and played a few games of uno with me.

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• spongebollocks@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “it became all the same to me and all my problems disappeared” line from the dream of a funny man by dostoevsky

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• Shaper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anon is a monk

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• TeddE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I contend a functional definition of privilege is the number of problems you can ignore. By this metric anon is likely privileged.

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Some silly Germans recorded song about this like 12 years ago: youtu.be/ZPJlyRv_IGI

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