Dandruff is really just flesh crumbs.

Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cravl@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

Why am I like this? The thought, not the 'druff.

Comments

Sort:hotnew top

Mystech@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
We prefer the formal culinary term, Scalp Croutons.

source
- cravl@slrpnk.net ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  concern
  
  source
- ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Mine are Man Morsels.
  
  source
ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Doesn’t have to be gross. Think of it like parmesan cheese flaked fresh off the big wheel. Fancy!

source
- LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨39⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago
  Nobody is grossed-out by their own dandruff. We’re grossed-out by other people’s dandruff.
  
  source
- Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Whenever I exfoliate my feet I mutter “forbidden Parmesan” and chuckle to myself
  
  source
  - HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    I like those foot graters too
    
    source
teft@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Fungal infection more like. So mushroom flakes?

source
Anuttara@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
lmao noo, i’m vegan so this is doubly gross

source
- WALLACE@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  Autocannibalism can be vegan if you consent to it
  
  source
  - commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    no, it’s not
    
    source
imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Salt-free skinsalt

source
- TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  It’s also organic, free range and all that.
  
  source
IWW4@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Yeah

source