Dandruff is really just flesh crumbs.

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• Mystech@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We prefer the formal culinary term, Scalp Croutons.

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  • cravl@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    concern

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mine are Man Morsels.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Doesn’t have to be gross. Think of it like parmesan cheese flaked fresh off the big wheel. Fancy!

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Whenever I exfoliate my feet I mutter “forbidden Parmesan” and chuckle to myself

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I like those foot graters too

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nobody is grossed-out by their own dandruff. We’re grossed-out by other people’s dandruff.

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• teft@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fungal infection more like. So mushroom flakes?

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• imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Salt-free skinsalt

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  • TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s also organic, free range and all that.

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• Anuttara@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  lmao noo, i’m vegan so this is doubly gross

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  • WALLACE@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Autocannibalism can be vegan if you consent to it

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    • commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      no, it’s not

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• IWW4@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yeah

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