This doesn’t usually end well for the simp nerd.
Black widow life
Submitted 2 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Lanusensei87@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s ok, he is into vore.
Yurgenst@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Doesn’t end well for the male spider either.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
“I can fix her!”
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
After hearing that mantises only eat their mate in captivity, I kinda wonder if the same is true of black widows.
JargonWagon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not sure on the specifics, but I’ve dealt with my fair share of black widows. Their webs usually contain a shriveled up corpse of a male just kinda hanging about.
TheTurner@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I saw a wild pair of mantids as a child and the female was definitely eating a male.
plyth@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Well, where have you grown up? Are you sure you are free?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Some mantids can only copulate after their head has been eaten, their body still is doing the deed while beheaded.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Pretty weird kink.
Teppichbrand@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Sabata11792@ani.social 2 weeks ago
I wish a goth girl would melt my insides.
buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You gotta love how traitors will justify anything they want to do by pointing at nature, but as soon as you use an example of females eating males as part of reproduction, then they will just argue.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Lionesses in heat will bite the nads of their male partner when he’s too tired to perform ( Narrator: She’s not satisfied even after he’s exhausted himself.)
This is actually a moment for banished males to be welcomed back into the pride, if temporarily.
Nature is just chock full of realities that don’t fit into the metaphors we want to make of it.
m3t00@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
no point in bulking up to only get eaten after sex
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You should see a male banana spider creeping. Looks like homeboy is coming up behind a dragon.
mhague@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Male wolf spiders may hang back and watch mating pairs from the shadows, learning how to successfully attract a mate. Just like us fr
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
It’s basically this way with a lot of spiders, let alone a plethora of other animal species. Would absolutely not surprise me to hear that this is the norm in the animal kingdom.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Even some mammals like hyenas have this kind of arrangement.
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nerds are not simpletons, the exact opposite in fact. You are not using that word correctly.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He died tho
Worth it
ch00f@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Rooty@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Man, that’s a blast from the past.
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
*though or *thoe
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ew, no