If you eat free range eggs, you're probably ingesting trace amounts of rooster cum

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• Vandals_handle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hens don’t need a rooster to lay eggs. Farm fresh eggs is a marketing term that means nothing. Take another shower and try again.

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This guy doesn’t even eat real farm fresh eggs.

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    • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Egg chute and poop chute are the same chute. Just saying.

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• AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  No—unless you’re eating eggs from your backyard hen, the eggs are unfertilized. Laying hens on commercial farms never even come into contact with roosters.

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I grew up on a farm, you think I don’t know what rooster cum tastes like?

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    • TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What farm? FarmVille on facebook?

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    • hanrahan@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Tegridy Farm ?

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• Alexstarfire@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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• remon@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I usually take the shell off before eating them …

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  • Bongles@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    OP is secretly a komodo dragon.

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• railway692@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This one could’ve stayed in the shower.

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• Psionicsickness@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Never mind the hen abortion.

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• fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Lol man people really hate this one, but like yeah, if youre eating eggs fresh from a flock with a rooster some of those eggs do be fertilized.

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• vk6flab@lemmy.radio ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  … and your point is?

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• a_person@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Same if you eat human babies! Ingesting cum, that is.

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Or post-pubescent men, we’ve got it, too.

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• 6nk06@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh no! Better eat bleached food because it should be best for us somehow.

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  • 0nt0p0fth3w0rld@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I hate getting into this argument during sex. happens every time.

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      When chickens have sex, they sort of just mash their holes together.

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• LAN_Mower@lemmybefree.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Honestly we wouldn’t have it any other way here on Lemmy.

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• 0nt0p0fth3w0rld@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You know thats what the white is right?

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Pretty sure that’s not true. But I’m not an egg-spert.

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• IWW4@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Dude …really?

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