“mom how do I get as big as you?”
“Your grandma fucked a pterosaurus.”
Submitted 5 months ago by MattW03@lemmy.ca to science_memes@mander.xyz
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“mom how do I get as big as you?”
“Your grandma fucked a pterosaurus.”
Legit thought that was a microwave at first lol
My daughter thought everyone with glasses was me until she turned 3 so that checks out.
reverse clark kent
Adult Swim ass imagery
They need a raven puppet
I’m sorry but is the ‘baby’ raven not itself massive?
Ravens are pretty big birds. I don’t think that’s a hatchling but it sure isn’t anywhere near an adult.
Also, juvenile birds look bigger than usual when they have their mouths open for feeding.
I suspect it’s an evolutionary adaptation to be the biggest target for food.
Had to go and look it up. I’d always thought they were just crows that were a bit differenty but yeah they’re like a double-crow, damn lol
I think it’s so they don’t think of humans as a food source.
NO NOT LIKE THAT
Did your mother not put on a giant human head and wings to feed you as a child?
She did, and by the age of 17 I realized it. But it grew on me so I let her teach it to my fiancé when I was older.
[out of view narrator voice]
“And that’s how furry was invented”
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FridaySteve@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Someone doesn’t need to spend a lot of money on a Halloween costume this year.