I need someone to help me identify this shark plz. Spotted in the wild. Maybe a new species.

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• klemptor@startrek.website ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s a rare fruit punch mouth shark.

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• OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When I asked around the answer I kept repeatedly being given was “no, just… no. HELL no!” /s

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• bebabalula@feddit.dk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That right there is an upside down person with googly eyes on their chin!

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Here ya go.

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• rikudou@lemmings.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s Sphyrna derpi!

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• wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think you’re seeing the tragic result of a shark having shark repellent bat-spray used on it.

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• the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thats just my girl Hork, don’t mind her she just wants to chill.

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  • moseschrute@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Classic Hork

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• AHorseWithNoNeigh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s absolutely an ERMAHGERD shark.

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  • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Megaladerp

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The teeth are mostly flat, indicating that it’s an herbivore. With the eyes on the front side of the face, that indicates that it’s a predator, due to its binocular vision. So this rare specimen hunts ambulatory plants. A very rare find indeed! Yay science!!

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sounds useful for when the triffids come.

    No one ever laughs when I make this reference.

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    • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hmm, I don’t remember the book exploring bodies of water and the triffids. And I’ve read it recently.

      Underappreciated apocalypse universe, that.

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The eyes appear to be coming from their nostrils. I waiver what evolutionary pressures squeezed their eyes out their nose.

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They see the smells. And smell the sees.

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Perhaps they’re like frogs, which sometimes use their eyeballs to swallow and, uh … The eyeballs got lost along the way?

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  • Ack@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It looks like it’s flying too. Those ambulatory plants must be FAST!

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    • Jayjader@jlai.lu ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You ever seen a tumbleweed run for it’s life?

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sharks do not have binocular vision in the same way humans do, so their depth perception is less precise. They rely more on monocular cues (e.g., size, movement, and overlap of objects) and motion parallax (relative motion of objects at different distances) to estimate depth.

    This dude a freak

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• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A species related to the hammerhead. Its called the cokehead

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