In a time when almost a third of Americans are opting to rent instead of purchase a home,
Didn’t know it was a choice.
Submitted 3 weeks ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
https://www.gcrmag.com/maxwell-house-to-rebrand-as-maxwell-apartment/
In a time when almost a third of Americans are opting to rent instead of purchase a home,
Didn’t know it was a choice.
Oh it is, the other options didn’t have proper walls or climate control though.
You could buy a really small one. Like a box.
Writers at The Onion must be tearing their hair out.
99% sure there is at least one writer who has been thinking about doing that headline for months, if not years and is now cursing themselves for never doing it.
Is this going to be another one of those things where a bunch of online bots try to incite a manufactured outrage?
There’s a lot to unpack here, but there’s a reason some people like getting coffee from a good cafe sometimes – where it’s fresh and sourced/roasted/prepared by someone who possibly gives a shit – instead of scooping questionably-sourced powder that tastes like exploitation from a giant plastic tub. And yes, we know it’s more expensive.
OMG this is being reported all over the place. I thought it was a joke and I still hope it is.
Maxwell Apartment is a part of a limited-time marketing campaign
What’s the opposite of eating the onion? Cuz I just did that
Aunt Jemima reveals that she is actually the mother!
return2ozma@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
As more Americans opt for apartment living, the coffee brand serves up a year’s worth of coffee to match their 12-month leases
Opting?! We have no choice!
psivchaz@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Holy shit this is a real thing? The most braindead and out of touch marketing executive dreamed this up.
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
pretty sure it’s just bullshit being written to assist their shitty ai garbage in producing false bullshit… gotta train that dogshit data into the information takeover somehow.