Why is penisman hot
#freepenisman
Submitted 3 weeks ago by andros_rex@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s that damn smile
andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Robert Redford in his prime vibes.
TheBat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I’m a Penis man
Penis man!
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ballengee isn’t the first person linked to the “Penis Man” graffiti in Tempe. In 2020, Dustin Shomer faced 33 charges, including criminal damage, aggravated criminal damage, and trespassing, after spray-painting the same phrase on buildings throughout the city.
Tempe police arrest man suspected of ‘penis man’ graffiti
Heroes
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Shomer, who called the incident a “cop overreach,” later claimed he wasn’t the only one responsible, telling reporters at the time, “I’m not the original. There’s a whole Penis Man army out there.”
The penis thickens
ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Penis Man isnt a hero. Hes an idea of the greater that lives in the hearts and minds of people everywhere
dbtng@eviltoast.org 3 weeks ago
Well, no. It’s not an army. I guess I’ve met a few of them. They hang at the Palo Verde Tavern in Tempe. Buncha paint fume addled wackos. ‘Artists’.
motor_spirit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
cock is a good slant replacement for plot
untorquer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“…SWAT officers raided his condo and vehicle in west Phoenix.”
Any excuse to play with the toys huh…
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Real life Joker.
Greg@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
The hero we need, not the hero we deserve
Pumafred9@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Maybe Patrick Wilson could play him in a lifetime movie?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
They’d use Chris Pratt for the better box office return.
lividweasel@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The pictured guy isn’t Penis Man. He was just expressing his support for what Penis Man represents: standing firm and proud in the face of insurmountable odds, juggling all the balls that life throws at you, and giving full-throated support to those around you.
dbtng@eviltoast.org 3 weeks ago
I graduated high school in Tempe AZ. There’s a bar I always visit when I go back called the Palo Verde Tavern. It’s a speakeasy in this modern age, barely legal. It’s infested with graffiti artists. At times, the paint fumes out back are so bad that I won’t even smoke dope there. Psycho art freaks with spray cans.
Anyway, Penis Man is one of those guys. I’ve seen his thing on the wall. I don’t remember shit other than that phrase.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ohhhhhhhh…
Do you know the Penis man,
the Penis man, the Penis man?
Do you know the Penis man,
who drew on Drury Lane?
darkmogool@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
that smile… that damn smile…
fox2263@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Thought that was David spade for a second there
Hupf@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
How big is Penis Man?
notsure@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
...this is a hero/ine...no shaming...
ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Inb4 “wait where do I get the free penises?”
iamdisappoint@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
But how much IS this free penis man??
blave@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He looks so incredibly pleased with himself
CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
he looks like he has a mandalorian brother, whose hobby is to collect orphans